I couldn’t help but share.

Here are the best ones fromthis thread,this one, andthis one:

1. u/fluffypuppiness

2. u/IEATHOTDOGSRAW

4.

“My mom’s was: People do what makes sense to them.'”

Two women in a car, one at the wheel and the other reading a map, appear ready for a road trip

Anonymous

5.

“At the grocery store and looking at prices: ‘What?

Do they put gold in it?'”

Seven turtles rest on a log in a natural aquatic environment

u/GoreyFeldman

7.

“My mom: ‘Are you drinking enough water?’

You need more water.

A child wearing dinosaur pajamas gently wakes up an adult, who is lying in bed with eyes closed, covered by a patterned quilt

Bone protruding from your knee?

Drink some water; you’ll be fine.”

u/calinaxoxo

8.

A hand waters a diverse and vibrant garden filled with blooming flowers, including roses, daisies, and various other flowers. Various green foliage fills the background

“I’m not sleeping I’m just resting my eyes”

u/Cayne912

9. u/Avatar_Yung-Thug

11.

“Listen to me now and believe me later.”

u/streamlivesoccerbot2

12.My mom always said, ‘He/she/they/youll get over it.

A teenager and an adult are sitting on a couch in a casual home setting, engaged in a conversation. Names are unknown

I know I will.’

Steal someones parking space?

‘Hell get over it.

Children enjoying popsicles and smiling at the camera on a sunny day

I know I will.’

‘Youll get over it.

I know I will.’

A woman wearing overalls and a bandana, seated on the floor holding a power drill, sits next to a young girl in a blue dress with pigtails

Cracks me up every time.

She stole it from her dad, and now Im stealing it from her."

u/aintnogreatloss

13.

Two women, one in a sweater and another in a striped top, smile as they interact in a cozy, wooden-interior room

“Mom: ‘Wake up, kids, it’s 7:55!’

It was actually 7:20.”

u/I_hate_traveling

14.

Two women share a chocolate bar, smiling and biting it from opposite ends. Both have dark hair; one wears a headband

“‘Go now or forever rest in pee’ before any long car trip.”

“My mom’s is: ‘Let’s blow this popsicle stand’ when wanting to leave somewhere.”

u/TheKevCon

16.

A caution sign on a wooden post reads "Watch out for snakes" with an image of a snake. The background is a grassy area

It took me YEARS to figure that one out."

“Me: *does something stupid.

*My mom: ‘Common sense, not common in everyone.'”

A woman wearing glasses and a child in a striped shirt are sitting outdoors, engaged in conversation

“When she gets startled she’ll say, ‘Heavens to Murgatroyd!’

which we’ve come to understand was stolen from a Yogi Bear character.”

u/sloBrodanChillosevic

19.

“‘Know what I mean, Jellybean?’

u/d0ubl3l0v3

21."‘Wait!

This bit’s poisoned!’

u/vmlm

22. u/Lone_Ponderer

23.

“‘If it was a snake it would’ve bit you!’

Anytime I was looking for something in plain sight.”

u/PopeliusJones

24.

“We’ve got food at home”

u/Andy_7071

25.

‘I have to love you.

I dont have to like you.’’

u/spookycontractor

26.

“My mom said, ‘Are your ears painted on!?’

any time I wasn’t listening.”

u/iamhana

27.

“‘Bite your own butt.’

She had a few glasses of wine one evening and was snapping back at my brother about something.

We teased her mercilessly, and it is now her signature catchphrase!

I love her.”