I couldn’t help but share.
Here are the best ones fromthis thread,this one, andthis one:
1. u/fluffypuppiness
2. u/IEATHOTDOGSRAW
4.
“My mom’s was: People do what makes sense to them.'”

Anonymous
5.
“At the grocery store and looking at prices: ‘What?
Do they put gold in it?'”

u/GoreyFeldman
7.
“My mom: ‘Are you drinking enough water?’
You need more water.

Bone protruding from your knee?
Drink some water; you’ll be fine.”
u/calinaxoxo
8.

“I’m not sleeping I’m just resting my eyes”
u/Cayne912
9. u/Avatar_Yung-Thug
11.
“Listen to me now and believe me later.”
u/streamlivesoccerbot2
12.My mom always said, ‘He/she/they/youll get over it.

I know I will.’
Steal someones parking space?
‘Hell get over it.

I know I will.’
‘Youll get over it.
I know I will.’

Cracks me up every time.
She stole it from her dad, and now Im stealing it from her."
u/aintnogreatloss
13.

“Mom: ‘Wake up, kids, it’s 7:55!’
It was actually 7:20.”
u/I_hate_traveling
14.

“‘Go now or forever rest in pee’ before any long car trip.”
“My mom’s is: ‘Let’s blow this popsicle stand’ when wanting to leave somewhere.”
u/TheKevCon
16.

It took me YEARS to figure that one out."
“Me: *does something stupid.
*My mom: ‘Common sense, not common in everyone.'”

“When she gets startled she’ll say, ‘Heavens to Murgatroyd!’
which we’ve come to understand was stolen from a Yogi Bear character.”
u/sloBrodanChillosevic
19.
“‘Know what I mean, Jellybean?’
u/d0ubl3l0v3
21."‘Wait!
This bit’s poisoned!’
u/vmlm
22. u/Lone_Ponderer
23.
“‘If it was a snake it would’ve bit you!’
Anytime I was looking for something in plain sight.”
u/PopeliusJones
24.
“We’ve got food at home”
u/Andy_7071
25.
‘I have to love you.
I dont have to like you.’’
u/spookycontractor
26.
“My mom said, ‘Are your ears painted on!?’
any time I wasn’t listening.”
u/iamhana
27.
“‘Bite your own butt.’
She had a few glasses of wine one evening and was snapping back at my brother about something.
We teased her mercilessly, and it is now her signature catchphrase!
I love her.”