Big year for internet beggars.

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Big year for internet beggars.

"this boy ain't getting any younger!!"

"Can anyone give me a ride downtown tomorrow?"

"My budget is $250 and I need it done by Saturday"

"what is the process to hire said worker?"

The post asks for a ride to a city two and a half hours away, then at the end mentions the car must have a trailer hitch for a U-Haul

"Again, I offer no monetary compensation…"

"I trust God because He is faithful in His promises."

"I was told I cannot take from there"

"Can someone help my family out?"

"Puppies are never free."

"Dear Santa…"

"Also, something you would be cool with me and my partner smoking in would be ideal."

"Hey invite me into your house and let me use your kitchen"

"Any leads are helpful"

Screenshot from a message exchange

"so you hate kids"

"we don't want anything else from you"

"WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO KIDS HELPING OLDER PERSONS."

"I'm 51 looking for a submissive woman"

"No rude comments please."

The post says "if you need something to do this weekend, I could use some help packing and cleaning." Then says if they've had conflict in the past, the helper should bring boxes, snacks, and an apology

"about free food"

"wth then enjoy being a starving artist sellout youre gonna go nowhere lmao"

"My son is 11 months."

"I am looking for a personal assistant to help with household items and errands."

A marketplace entry asks for $500 for all the siding on their house, with the stipulation that the purchaser has to remove it from the house

A list of desired gifts for their daughter's 12th birthday

A person asks for someone to board their hyperactive dog for six months, and they're offering $100 a month plus the cost of food

This post simply says "In need of a TV, must drop off and must work"

"No partiers, drug addicts or liars."

"WIFE REQUIREMENTS:"

A flier asking for a babysitter for four children for six hours a day, says applicants must have a master's degree, can't have social media accounts, and the pay is $200 a week

"It's listed as the price."

A job post asks for someone to live in their home, help with meal prep, house cleaning, and driving kids to school, and asks them to share in household expenses with no compensation

Someone requests a caregiver for their 90-year-old dad. The request says applicants must be strong and must have thick skin, and they only offer pay of $10 an hour

"Anyone want to do it for free"

"Everything is provided, with the exception of food."

A long post with a condescending tone that says they want construction workers willing to do hard manual labor alone all day, and the post starts with lecturing people about how to reach out and apply

A social media post asks if someone can pick up their friend to take them to Tim Horton's, or pick up a coffee and bring it to them

"Looking for free stuff"

"You are a child."