This is my official petition for Scheana’s husband to stop filming.
And I’m here to do my duty and recap the entire thing for you.
So, buckle up, and let’s get into it!
But at least she has an en suite bathroom!
BFF Tom Schwartz later in this episode.
and his whole white noise machine thing.
Which, according to him, is to prevent Ariana and her friends from overhearing his conversations.
I mean, first of all, 24 hours notice is kind of wild.
Let’s give Ariana at least a week’s notice my dude.
But even so, I can’t imagine this is something Ariana would ever consider.
And obviously, I am correct because she tells Ann, “That’s not happening.”
She then says that “if there are people here making noise, I will call the cops.”
Ariana girl I love you but THE COPS???
It’s 2024 baby????
We do not call the LAPD for noise complaints!
Let’s maybe just put dead fish in his bed or something???
LVP explains that the rent was going up and sometimes it’s smarter to walk away in business.
Now, on to James and Ally taking a walk and discussing his DJ career or whatever.
So where does that leave us?
Maybe James isn’t seeing any cacti near his turf grass in Burbank.
LOL, you think?
Tom Sandoval then offers a compromise of having a small group of people and making everyone leave by midnight.
Time for a Lala and Ariana meetup!
NOT THE COPS AGAIN.
WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOU.
Girl, get out of there.
Lala asks Ariana if Dan has changed Ariana’s mind about “starting a family.”
And, like, I get these two are friends, but who asks this??
Can we stop asking women this??
Over to the PUMP closing/bye bye/whatever party now.
Then Scheana, Lala, Katie, Ariana, and Tom Schwartz show up.
Apparently, he’s literally not welcome inside.
I suppose this makes sense from a business perspective.
But you know what would possibly make evenmoresense from a business perspective?
Not going into business with the Toms in the first place.
Okay kids, it’s time for a Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz meetup.
Which…wait a minute???
Didn’t this man allegedly offer to “buy Ariana out” of the house?
With what money??????
Schwartz then says, “I feel like I’m gonna do what’s best for me.”
No offense, but when has he not done that?
You know who else probably misses this, Brock??
This man, you guys.
I think I am.
Sorry she did not say “fucking.”
I did, though.
Scheana is clearly struggling, and I wish that her husband was more empathetic toward her.
A little bit of empathy goes a long way.
Ugh, I do love plants.
Fine, maybe Brock will replace Schwartz as currently most hated man for me onVPRafter all.
He is apparently VERY Libra.
Anyway, I still want Ally to do my chart.
Upstairs, Katie and Ariana are hidden away in her room getting ready for their “emo nite.”
They end up going to the event along with Lala, Scheana, and (UGH) Brock.
It’s sad to me."
Tom Sandoval says, “So you want me to take accountability but you won’t?”
James Kennedy does not entertain this conversation and leaves but not before peeing on their bushes outside.
That’s it for this week.
I’ll see you back here next week for a brand new episode!
