Let’s just say I would’ve never thought to put some of these ingredients together in a drink.

Where did the time GO??

Luckily, the recipe is posted all over, so it was very easy to find.

images from a vanderpump rules episode

Here’s what you’ll need to make thedrink.

I was surprised at how many ingredients there are chill SUR.

Step 1: In a shaker, muddle the raspberries with the simple syrup.

james kennedy saying, "Pumptini!"

I don’t own a muddler so I used the back of a serving spoon to crush the berries.

Step 2: Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake with ice.

Step 3: Strain into a martini glass (or any glass that you own).

ingredients for a drink

I used a spoon to hold back the raspberries and ice to pour the liquids into my glass.

I garnished my drink with a few raspberries before taking a sip.

With the purchase of vodka, these ingredients would cost around $75.

the drink in a glass with ice

If you do the math, you could make about four Pumptinis with these ingredients.

I measured everything as instructed, so I can’t blame myself for it having a kick.

None of the flavors vibed well together lime, grapefruit, and orange liqueur?

a glass of the drink next to a martini glass

IT’S TOO MUCH.

a martini glass in front of the drink ingredients

the author taking a sip of the drink

the author looking down at the drink