These people are toooooo much.

A post in the Portland Film Community seeking laborers for a no-budget docu-series teaser on home renovation, specifically for a bathroom and kitchen in March. Food and IMDb credit provided

A person is asking neighbors for items including 60-72" smart TVs with built-in fire sticks, a large broadleaf plant, extension cords, multi-plug strips, starlight strobes, Night Lights, table lamps, and a small Bluetooth sound system

Social media post seeking an egg donor. The author is 43, longing to be a mother, and specifies criteria for the donor, including Christian faith, non-smoker, and certain physical traits

A "Buy Nothing" Facebook post seeking a hybrid car, preferably a Toyota Prius in good condition, with a clean title, and less than 200,000 miles. Includes reference photos

Person's post on social media describing their need for a living situation without pets or parties, and mentioning their job and lifestyle preferences

Text in image summarizes: An offer for roof replacement by an advertiser seeking to help young businesses meet criteria by giving free labor and discounted materials in exchange for positive reviews and recommendations

A note about a raffle for household items and a list of required items, including kitchen plastic bags, spice rack, toilet paper, and dish soap

A review and response: Laurie critiques expensive movers. Business apologizes, explains costs, and legal status, encourages viewing prices online, wishes a happy new year

Facebook post asking to borrow a car because theirs had brake issues; mentions need for smoking in the vehicle. Waiting for mechanic to fix their truck

Facebook post asking for food pantry donations including orange juice, mushrooms, vanilla protein shakes, apples, fruit cups, oranges, kettle chips, and bread

Text conversation where one person requests $100-$80 via Cash App for food for children. The second person offers food instead of money, which the first person declines

Request for items including crib, twin bed with rail or trundle, mattress, bedsheets, Stokke chairs, blackout curtains, smart TV, compact standing desk, kettle, toy organizer

A phone listing shows an LG G8X ThinQ for $160. A buyer negotiates insistently, leading to the seller's firm response at 5 AM

Text message exchange: Person 1 asks if a car is still available. Person 2 says it's sold for $700. Person 1 offers $500, but Person 2 points out the sold car paradox

Summary of a social media post questioning if it's wrong to expect better candy from wealthy houses when trick or treating. Expresses frustration about perceived hypocrisy

A social media post from the Buy Nothing group: "WISH: 2024 Ford Edge preferably blue. Thank you. – feeling excited." 25 people, including the poster, reacted to the post

A Facebook post from an anonymous member venting frustration over high child care costs, comparing babysitting versus working from home expenses

for a roommate who should be self-sufficient. Rent is $15 weekly for utilities, and has pets (dogs and kitten). Location is between Lafayette and Westbrook. Open to questions