So much expensive goop.

Bella Hadidhas an EXTREMELY extravagant morning routine.

Then she adds some goop to that.

Bella on runway in a cropped black vest and embellished low-rise pants

That goes down the hatch.

Then she takes 14 pills.

Really, I counted: 14!

Bella in a buttoned top smiling and holding dropper bottles, poised to dispense liquid

Those pills get sucked down with a green juice.

Then she chugs some more goop this time it’s sea moss gel.

Up next is fulvic detox.

Bella Hadid pouring from a bottle into a glass with her lips pursed

Then she consumes actual food: a croissant.

Then she takes out some liquid ionic trace minerals.

After that, she applies some essential oils.

Bella drinking from a glass, wearing a buttoned top, in a room with wooden beams

Then she puts on some crystal bracelets.

She (obviously) cleanses with some sage.

And then she journals.

Bella holding a handful of various pills and capsules, with a slight smile, indoors

And that’s that!

Now, excuse me while I grab a glass of OJ and call it a day.

Close-up of various pills and capsules in Bella's hand

Bella sipping a green drink through a straw, wearing a casual buttoned top

Bella in a buttoned top drinking a glass of a pale, cloudy beverage, holding a jar labeled "Gold Sea Moss Gel"

Bella holding a bottle of Fulvic Detox, with her lips pursed

Bella in a buttoned top holding a croissant with eyes closed

Bella holding a bottle of liquid ionic trace minerals, smiling at the camera

Bella pouring a drink

Hand selecting from various essential oil bottles on a tray

Bella in a white shirt and cream pants puts on various bracelets and a ring

Bella holds a smoldering sage bundle, wearing a cardigan with floral sleeves

Small journal and pencil with gold-tone accents on patterned fabric

Bella in a ribbed outfit holding up a journal in front of her face, seated by a fireplace

Person lounging on a sofa, holding a juice glass and looking shocked