“People who run in this weather think theyre in a movie.

Bitch thats a Bloody Mary….. J BLIDGEhttps://t.co/NrkssI6ldW

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Cleopatra in her wig closet while Frank Ocean and the entire egypt was looking for herpic.twitter.com/nOlU0EuzLo

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“People who run in this weather think they’re in a movie. Bffr."

SEGREGATION NOW, SEGREGATION TOMORROW… SEGREGATION FOREVERhttps://t.co/En7Oyp5cmq

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Apply for a coding course and dump him.

Halle almost pulled off a Kerry Washington… she gave in too soon.. Me in nursery school in the morninghttps://t.co/3ALD53MWr3

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Microsoft Teamshttps://t.co/UVBkEUBraY

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The Inn that turned away Mary & Joseph had it playing in the lobby.https://t.co/WOStrmy0JB

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As someone who has done both, I can categorically tell you that the best is abstinence.

Close your legs.You will see wiunnnnnnn.https://t.co/LhCv9omkfE

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I hope Luton win the World Cuphttps://t.co/o9r7U3IoeU

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People who run in this weather think theyre in a movie.

Baby You probably had to use Klarnahttps://t.co/ojsFOKyaqW

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HMRC just ran his pocketshttps://t.co/SnOYhMer26pic.twitter.com/xzE9NeyUNh

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These lil psoriasis fries gon hit every single timehttps://t.co/pYUQUQDGlT

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It started when we were younger, you were mine, my hoohttps://t.co/YVkgXAju27

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He finna make a biracial Dorothy and call it Wizishhttps://t.co/sN2hi0IAUR

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I BEG YOUR NEGRO ASS PARDON?!?

!https://t.co/XLPajUyJQI

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Must smell like a pack off mccoys him https://t.co/yOv78xyw3c

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Kidnappers don dey run market researchhttps://t.co/XvhikPxCFv

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The gift is from us but paid for by mehttps://t.co/lfVehvpnGu

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What my man sees before bedtime.https://t.co/VeS2mMqegspic.twitter.com/qn6P7wY1Ro

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I thought missing the Super Bowl was going to kill me.

But youve formed a bigger weapon.https://t.co/Pw7kOqOEzT

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Good thing I aint British by ethnicity then.https://t.co/CvKEqx5GHPpic.twitter.com/qgRjhm42eU

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I kno they granny BRAGGINGhttps://t.co/swAWqXpdIk

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From now on, I am starting violent emails with “to whom it WILL concern”.

I want to be clear that I am fighting!

More than happy to circle back and terminate the loop on thathttps://t.co/GOefkPX72Wpic.twitter.com/WB26MOqCva

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Women in tech!!

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Nobody:Every wicked woman I know :pic.twitter.com/l7H6WSlbQy