There was no second date."
Weaskedwomen of theBuzzFeed Communityto tell us theworst thinga man has ever said to them on a date.
Here’s what they revealed:
1.
I stopped answering his phone calls from then on.
I no longer was willing to date him.
He proceeded to stalk me.
My parents told me they saw him parked in the closest cul-de-sac to my home for many days.
I was a young adult who was still living with my folks at that time."
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2.
Check, c’mon.
Needless to say, that was the last date.
Of course, he didn’t get to tolerate these breasts."
“I went on a Match.com date a few years ago.
My date told me he makes sperm bank deposits as his ‘contribution towards improving the gene pool.’
At this point, I started laughing uncontrollably.
He threw down his napkin and stormed out of the restaurant in a huff.
Once I regained control of myself, I told the server and she just howled.
Comedy-wise, maybe it was the best dater ever!”
“I met a guy on a dating app and we eventually met for lunch.
He was engaging enough with small talk.
The server came to take our order and I asked for a sandwich with a side of mayonnaise.
He said, ‘Are you sure?’
I was confused, so I said, ‘Yes, why?’
The female server and I looked at each other, shocked.
I had never once mentioned I was dieting and wasn’t overweight.
I smiled brightly at the server and said, ‘That’s a yes on the mayo.’
He ordered a bacon cheeseburger without any shame.
After she left, we began chatting again and he said he couldn’t believe I had no kids.
I asked him why it was so unusual, as I was only 26.”
“He said, ‘Your clock is ticking.
You gotta squeeze them pups out before you’re too old.’
Amazingly, he messaged the next day to say he wanted to hang out again like nothing happened.
N-O-P-E.”
5.
He said he made fun of her until she got breast implants.
I said I had to use the bathroom and never went back."
“Worst date ever.
I met this guy who was a personal trainer.
I agreed, but that was my first mistake.
I didn’t work out regularly then, but was in decent shape and happy with my body.
I got to the gym early and saw someone who looked like my date.
I didn’t approach because I wasn’t completely sure.
A little later, my date arrived, and he introduced me to his twin brother.
He invited his twin brother on the date.
Continuing this date was my second mistake.”
“My date and I then proceed to ‘have our date’ with his brother there.
My date gave me exercises to do while trying to hug me physically.
I was not feeling this date.
Then, his brother watched me on one of the machines and said, ‘She has great muscle memory.
I bet if you work her out, she can get rid of some of that fat.’
At that point, the date was over, and I told my date I was leaving.
So, I said to him, ‘You know that I’m stronger than you, right?’
He got upset, denied it, and asked me how.
I told him because I’m a woman.
This man went ballistic and got angry, telling me there was no way I was stronger than him.
He wasn’t that smart.
I walked away laughing and never saw him again.”
“We met on a dating site and chatted for a few weeks.
There was no second date.”
“A man on a first date told me he had two ex-wives whom he shared two kids with.
Things had been going so well that I was sure he was joking.
So, I responded with a joke about looks being more important than compatibility.
‘I’m so glad you understand.’
Shocked, I walked away, never to return.”
“He told me that the reason men stare at women is because women are like cars.
First and last date.”
“‘If you’d lose 75 pounds, I would be all over you.'”
He told me that was totally fine with him, as long as I was a ‘good person.’
I told him they respected my choices and didn’t expect me to be anyone other than myself.
We ended the meal in an awkward silence.
“We went on a blind date set up by our respective best friends.
I tried to instigate polite conversation.
After our meal, he parked at the beach, where he blabbed on about his ex for ages.
“I met this guy for dinner and drinks.
We talked about what we did for a living, hobbies, family, etc.
I replied, “Yeah, sure.
I asked him to leave and I was graciously left with the bill.”
“‘Does it bother you that you are eating more than me?'”
Initially, I was hesitant to get involved with a co-worker, but he was very persistent.
I finally agreed to a date because he was very attractive and smart.
We went out for drinks/happy hour and he told me he wanted to be very honest about his feelings.
I was stunned and confused as to why he chased after me so aggressively if he felt that way.
“It was my second date with a guy and we went to a Tex-Mex restaurant.
I ordered a beer and enchiladas, then excused myself to hit the ladies’ room.
I returned, we chitchatted for a while, and then the food came.
A garden salad and a glass of water were placed before me.
My date said, ‘I changed your order while you were gone.
You’d be SUCH a fox if you lost 10 pounds.
Thought I’d help you out with that.’
I was 115 pounds and 5'4.
I threw the water in his face, left, and got a taxi home.”
Later, he tried to keep me from leaving his car and asked for a kiss.
The ick was too real.”
“It was the first week of August, 100+ degree weather, and we met at a cafe.
I was wearing shorts, not booty shorts, and a band tee.
He told me, ‘You shouldn’t show up to dates half-naked.”
I told him, ‘I am far from half-naked and it’s over 100 degrees.’
Then, he asked if my boobs were even real.
I turned around and walked right out, then blocked him on everything.”
“‘When I look at you, I see my mother.’
No, it was not Norman Bates.”
“As he got out of the car, he said, ‘About to fart.
Don’t know how bad it’s gonna be.'”
“I went on a first date with a guy I had been chatting with online.
We met at Starbucks.
After getting our drinks, we sat down and made small talk.
When he asked what my occupation was, I told him I taught first grade.
In his mind, only middle and high school teachers did any real work.
I left soon after that.”
“‘Do you mind if I follow you home later?
I want to see to it you live alone like you say you do.'”
‘When’s the last time you got laid?’
I said it had been a while, and I asked him when was the last time.
His response was, ‘Uh, this week.’
It was Wednesday."
“I asked him if there was anything that would make it difficult to see each other.
He said, ‘Well, maybe.
You see, Im married.’
Couldnt walk away fast enough!”
“I got dressed up for a night out with a guy I’d been dating for a while.
I’m not going to give you that.’
I said, ‘Find another date,’ then exited the car and returned to my house.
I later found out he was a pathological liar, and none of his relationships had been successful.
He even cheated on his first wife with the woman who became his second wife.
Then, he had sex with his second wife’s friends.
Not a man.”
“‘Wow, you’re not shy about eating.’
He had taken me to Panera, and I ordered the pick two options: soup and salad.”
This was the day of prom and he was my date."
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
