“Sell my house, move to a city on the Mediterranean Coast of Spain, France or Italy.

Eat my winnings in cheese.”

Because tonight, Sept. 17, thebiggest-ever Lotto Max jackpotcan be won.

A character from The Simpsons holds a winning scratch-off ticket, revealing two lemons and a cherry. The bottom text reads "* GASPS *"

Would they stay in Canada, or would they leave?

Well, Reddit userr/Low-Earth4481recentlyasked this very question and here are some of the funniest answers:

1.

“Yes, [I’d stay in Canada], but I’d travel a fuck ton.”

Woman looks shocked while holding a piece of paper next to a car with a Chex Mix bag on it

u/Mattimvs

2.

Sell my house, move to a city on the Mediterranean Coast of Spain, France or Italy.

Eat my winnings in cheese."

Eddie Murphy relaxes on a beach lounge chair, holding a drink, with "VACATION MODE" text over the image

u/FearlessTravels

3.

Maybe get a bachelor apartment in Vancouver or Toronto."

u/thesleepjunkie

4. u/karlnite

5.

Person in a wide-brimmed hat on a boat, holding a fishing rod bent under the weight of a fish, with overlaid text reading "I GOT A MARLIN!"

“If I won, I could afford groceries for a full month, LOL.”

u/zquimn

6.

“I’d buy a thousand acres of property lakeside in the mountains in rural British Columbia and retire.

A person wearing a blue cap and glasses holds a fan of hundred-dollar bills in front of their face

“Id also buy a handful of properties within the city to collect rent from and keep an income.

Hire a property manager so I dont need to be bothered with whats happening with them.”

u/BC_guy_

7.

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“I’d probably also give some family and friends some money as well.”

u/makitstop

8.

“Summer in Canada, winter abroad.”

Olaf from Frozen is in a snowy landscape, smiling and slightly moving

u/wondering-centrist

9. u/punkrawkchick

10.

“Canada is my home.

My family has lived here for generations.

“I’d travel a lot, but I wouldn’t leave my homeland.”

u/bridger713

11.

“I’d leave.

Ireland has always fascinated me.”

“I would definitely travel around in Europe, maybe a world cruise or two (or 10!)

and explore the world.

THEN, I would buy my own private island and look into building a resort-punch in business.”

u/CdnPoster

12.

“Hopefully I would be able to help others as well.”

u/Salty-Distance5905

13.

“I would be more honest with people.”

u/mrcanoehead2

14. u/FatCrabTits

15.

“I’m outta here!

I’d move to a big city, preferably somewhere hot.”

u/Tactical_Enforcments

16.

“I get so much satisfaction in giving.

I’m comfortable, not rich.

I would buy the shipping containers, and make them into homes for the homeless.

I would give a million bucks for fresh water for Indigenous peoples.”

“Also, I would give my friends some money.”

u/Working_Pollution272

17.

“I’d spend time living in Japan, Thailand, South Korea, then various South American countries.

Probably buy a shitty Honda motorbike and travel the world.”

u/DJScrambledEggs123

18.And finally: “I’d buy you a fur coat.

But not a real fur coat; that’s cruel.”

u/DuckyHornet

(Yes, this is from a song.

I’m very sorry if you missed the reference.)