“Gasoline has a shelf life.
Here are some of the most-upvoted responses:
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Most court events other than trials are minutes long.
Shout out to my homies who drive an hour or more to attend a five-minute status conference.”
“Chloroformtakes agesto have an effect.
“Train brakes apply when there isan air hose separation.
“Gasolinehas a shelf life.
“‘The reactor is going critical!
Most of its safety features are designed around it being critical.”
“A firewall cannot be ‘87% down’.”
You cant do that.
Those panels are fragile enough that you’re able to break them with one hand.
The cheap ones are literally fiberglass insulation with a sheet of paper glued to the face.
The scene fromThe Officewith Angelas cat is what would actually happen.”
“The fire alarm is a good one.
Whole generations of bacteria have lived their lives in those pipes.
That sh*t is the worst smell, it stinks up whole rooms when they drain it.
And its nasty brown and black.
I dont think I could kiss someone who just took a shower in it.”
“My sister is an architect and absolutely hates the spy trope of maneuvering through the air vents.
Air vents are designed to hold air, not people.
Theyd certainly collapse under the weight of fully grown, muscular man.”
“It’s not ‘over and out.’
Saying bothis like saying’No no keep talking, I can’t wait’ then hanging up.”
“Gun silencers don’t magically make bullets completely quiet.”
“Typically, a cigarette thrown into a puddle of gasolinewill simply go outrather than igniting the gasoline.”
“Babies are born with an umbilical cord attached.
And healthy babies look purple for a few seconds.”
“Swords do not cut through armour like butter.
There’s a reason why people wore armour.
Even arrowsdesignedto penetrate armour are more likely to bounce off or get stuck in armor.
But heroes do not carve their way through armoured warriors.”
“Tying a rope around your waist will not save you from a fall.
Climbing harnesses go around your pelvic bone and hips.
Tying a random rope around your waist will crush your internal organs and break your spine.”
“I hate the ‘computer geek breaks into super protected mainframe’ trope.
Hacking is social/psychological skill these days.
A nerdy guy in his mum’s basement can’t ‘hack’ into NASA’s mainframe.
I would say that 95% of ‘hacking’ is ordinary phishing.”
Shout out tou/Eatarandr/moviesfor having this discussion.
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