1.Getting dumped via group chat has got to be a new low.
2.I’m willing to bet this guy sleeps on a mattress on the floor.
“What did I do to you for that” is actually sending me rn.
5.It’s giving mess.
7.This guy just shot himself in the foot, but at least the woman dodged a bullet.
10.This one just made me sad.
11.This feels like something that would 100% happen to me and I’m 28.
12.Side note, but my biggest pet peeve is “I could care less.”
If you COULD care less, that means you DO care.
It’s “couldn’t care less.”
(Is this why I’m single?)
13.People are just expecting the most these days.
What’s wrong with ice cream?
14.And this is just wild.
In this economy???
15.And then it feels like no one is putting any effort in in return.
16.The bar is on the floor.
17.Even after you’re fully in a relationship, you’re still dealing with this crap.
18.At least this woman was clear about her dealbreaker.
19.As was this woman.
20.Why would this woman even message this guy then?
21.Like, why even engage???
22.There’s no reason to be cruel.
23.Like, what’s the point?
26.I can’t believe this guy thought this opener was a good idea.
28.And also, people on apps don’t owe you anything.
In what world is 6'1" short?
30.Why even go to this trouble?
Just say you’re not interested.
32.And finally, let’s end on a guy who was at least honest.
