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Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard?

Who would do that?

A close-up of Mack, a dog, posted by Dog Sanctuary. A commenter suggests Mack trims facial hair to reveal eyes. Dog Sanctuary replies that Mack has no eyes

Snapchat conversation showing a plate of food and painted toenails. User: "I see painted toe nails. U f***ing her?" Response: "My mom."

Person recounts an incident at Walmart where a lady devalued painting work to her child, highlighting societal stigmas against such jobs

Chat screenshot with criticism of cultural appropriation, followed by a response stating the criticized person is Chinese

A white door partially open, revealing a glimpse of another room inside a house. The door has six rectangular panels and a silver doorknob

The image contains a Reddit post where the user describes mistakenly sending a message meant for their wife to a family group chat asking them what they wanted for dinner and feeling embarrassed

Text conversation: Person 1 asks "How you been, Farha?" at 11:15 PM. Person 2 replies "Hi baby" at 2:02 PM. Person 1 responds, "don't call me that" at 2:04 PM. Person 2 explains the previous message was an accident involving their baby cousin at 2:06 PM

A text conversation discussing meeting up with messages about directions and compliments. One person mentions their car being a white Prius and their voice calls acting up

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Text says someone accidentally texted their mom a question intended for Monica, asking about the color of her panties. Mom replied "Black". They never discussed it again

Text conversation at 12:34 PM: Person 1 discusses lease buyout options and mentions NYC taxes. Person 2, named Rob, responds humorously: "Rob, really showing your cards here."

A woman encounters an old friend at the mall. Due to her posture, the friend mistakenly assumes she is pregnant. She clarifies with a laugh, feeling only slightly offended

Text conversation: Person 1 apologizes and asks if another is bringing lasagna, bashing Barbara's lasagna. Person 2 agrees to pretend to like it. Person 3 refuses and accidentally texts the wrong number

Text message conversation: A person is mistakenly told they should be honest with Barbara about life being too short for bad lasagna. The recipient replies they will