The Olympics jokes are givingggg this year.

A male pole vaulter in athletic gear looks up, gripping a pole. Text below reads: "Pole vaulter's Olympic dream shattered by his own penis"

Imprint of two hands and a person's torso, including a face and upper body, pressed into a thick, textured fabric. No text is visible

A raccoon lies amidst a cluttered mess of food wrappers, bags of chips, and various tools in a storage area featuring a Home Depot bucket

Two greeting cards: One reads, "I hope your birthday is as good as your dick." The other reads, "Treat yourself to a birthday wank."

Cockroach-shaped cake with icing text reading "The Greens" and "August 5th, 2024" on a white cake board

A large cookie cake with blue and white icing reads, "Sorry about your hemorrhoids Here's a cake!"

Nemo, Bruce, and other fish from Finding Nemo are painted on a white wall in a room next to a white door with a sign that reads "Please Close the Gate."

Image of John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson dressed as their characters from "Pulp Fiction" alongside a man wearing a white sports jersey. All are pointing guns

Two side-by-side toilet seats in a public restroom, each with a toilet paper dispenser above. A waste bin is placed between the toilets

Sign with instructions for unlocking a Mamava suite for pumping or breastfeeding by pressing 8008. Additional info suggests downloading the Mamava app for more locations

A license plate that says "ILUVGIZ"

A Pokémon game screenshot with a character facing an Eevee-costumed trainer. The trainer says, "Kneel down before me!" and "My mum always says that to my dad!"

A close-up of a black dog's face with its mouth open, enjoying the wind through a car window

A gift card from Ketamine Center states: "Wishing a Less Sad Birthday" and offers "$100 off your next treatment." Expires 2 months after your birthday

A person is doing a handstand in a large puddle on a street lined with parked cars, splashing water around