Husband: Does it bother you when I… ## 3.The woman who did this just to give her husband a fright first thing in the morning.
4.This woman doesn’t have time for her husband to finish his sentences anymore.
Husband: Does it bother you when I Me: Yes.
5.This woman knows she’s bitchy in the mornings, but justifies it with apology pizza.
6.And this woman knows she doesn’t have a way with words but totally owns it.
7.However, this woman is just waiting for Hallmark to do the work for her.
8.This woman serves burnt croissants to her husband for dinner.
9.And this woman truly peeves her husband by attacking pizza with scissors.
10.Here’s another woman who likes to make up the rules when it comes to serving.
11.This woman spits straight facts to her hubby.
My wife just compared being married to me with eating junk food.
Its good and easy in the moment but never satisfying and actually really bad for your long term health.
12.And this woman doesn’t really communicate at all.
It’s our wedding anniversary today & we stuck with our usual tradition.
15.And, finally, this woman who has husband obligations.
She’ll fart in the grocery store and leave me to accept the blame, THAT’S my wife
