“If you are wearing a long sleeve shirt, you are exempt from doing the dishes.”
Here are some of the best responses:
1.
WeirdBogWitch
2.

“We had the ‘loud noise’ and ‘Im ok’ rules.
LeopardSpotDesign
3.
“If you are wearing a long sleeve shirt, you are exempt from doing the dishes.”

u/mouaragon
4.
Cat must not be disturbed.”
u/weenie2323
5.

“Winner of a board game is charged with putting said game away.”
u/cszack4_
6. u/Tinyfishy
7.
“When removing eggs from the carton, all remaining eggs must be arranged symmetrically.

A pattern is preferred.”
u/chachfinley
8. u/TheEggieQueen
9. u/magicunicornhandler
10.
“So growing up, there were the ‘better’ seats in the living room.

And if you had one, and got up, someone would likely grab it.
So now we say, ‘X Save No Erase.’
And till this day, its just a very natural thing to do when we are together.”

u/Traditional_Age_6299
11. u/KelMel8417
12. u/Famous_Excuse4803
13.
“Bandit, our aged Great Dane, gets the cushion on the far right of the orange couch.
No exceptions, no asking him to move, thats his spot.”

u/austingt316
14.
“When I was a kid, we had the ‘Bernie’ rule.
One time my brother farted at the table and my dad proclaimed, ‘You are Bernie.

Nobody can take that from you tonight.’
So I decided to test that proclamation.
u/Diiiiirty
15.

“When youre sitting down and youve misplaced something small (phone, remote control, etc.)
you must get up and check under your butt before asking anyone else if theyve seen the thing.”
u/raccoonhippopotamus
16.

“The dinner table ‘Dumb Joke of the Day’ rule.
When I was a child, my father would tell a dumb joke at dinner every night.
I did the same with my kids.

It truly made dinner fun.”
u/Airplade
17.
“If an item in the kitchen has not been opened, YOU MAY NOT OPEN THAT ITEM.
Only the person who purchases the item may kick off the item.
u/brose_af
18.
It keeps the peace and provides nightly entertainment.”
u/Purplepunkkk
19.
“If you are doing the ironing, control of the TV remote is yours for the duration.
Watch whatever you want.”
u/oneless99
20. u/millionthcustomer
21.And finally, “No big light.”
u/labyrinthofbananas
Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.