Signs aren’t supposed to be this funny, yet here we are.

“It’s rights, okay?”

“Which would you use?”

A chalkboard sign reads: "Same-sex marriage is not gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't."

“Umm, lol somebody explain.”

“Kind of makes sense…”

5.

“Look how the tables turn.”

Public restroom door with two handles, the left labeled "Didn't Wash Hands" and the right labeled "Washed Hands"

“Should get a new name for that.”

“It only improves tolerance.”

“Let me translate that for you…”

9.

Sign reads: "Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time."

“Swedish fish?”

“Hip, hip, hooray!”

“I don’t want to be the very best.”

Fast food menu with a humorous sign: "We are short staffed. Please be patient with the staff that did show up. There is a demon in the fridge. No one wants to work anymore."

“Wait, what??”

“Spotted at a brewery in Washington, DC.”

“You couldn’t have warned me a little earlier…”

15.

The side of a boat docked in a marina displays the humorous text: "NOW WHO'S THE LOSER, DAD."

“Lmao, noted!”

“There is no fairy.”

A sign reads, "I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon." The sign is hanging on a rack

Sidewalk chalkboard with two drawings of emotionless faces labeled "Before Coffee" and "After Coffee." The second face holds a steaming cup

A blackboard sign titled "No Nonsense Coffee Guide" explains various coffee types simply, such as Americano being black coffee, and Cappuccino being frothy coffee

A sign on a chain-link fence lists prohibited items: alcohol, knives, weapons, and Swedish Fish

A sidewalk sign reads: "NO HIPSTERS!! Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding! No, wait… HAMSTERS… NO HAMSTERS!"

Poster featuring a cartoon of Ash Ketchum from Pokémon holding a blue condom. Text: "CONDOMON! I CHOOSE YOU! STIs aren't Pokemon! Don’t Catch’em all! Come to the Wellbeing Office to get FREE condoms."

Storefront sign with text "ASS FONDUE" and "150." Nearby are trees, parked vehicles, and power lines in the background

Sign humorously reads: "UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE BREWED INTO BEER." Affixed to a light gray column

A sign in floodwater reads "Trail unsafe when under water," indicating danger on a submerged trail

Missing goldfish poster with the headline "Missing Goldfish". The fish answers to "Larry", may become aggressive if chased. Reward: $0.15. Contact: (123) 456-7890

A sign from Chicago Park District depicting a fairy and dog, stating: "There is no poop fairy. Please clean up after your dog. Dog waste attracts rats and transmits disease."