Any sign with a grammar pun is a sign I want to read.

Hello and welcome to this week’s roundup of funniest signs, courtesy ofr/funnysigns.

“Grammatically correct.”

A sign at Chapman's Bookery reads: "I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird."

“Well, what’s yours?”

“What do you think?”

Got a light?"

Sign with a cartoon chicken and three fried eggs, captioned "I POOP BREAKFAST, WHAT'S YOUR SUPERPOWER?"

“Milk it!!!”

“Are you efforting enough?”

“Why no pie?”

A doormat in front of a door displays the text "DON'T. STOP. BE LEAVING."

“Do not feed.”

“I finally found it!”

“Who would ever try?”

A ship with "No Safety Smoking First" written on its side, showing safety equipment. The name "Angela Knadie" is visible below

“She must be great on the pole.”

“What did you do, Larry?”

“Now throw something!”

Sign at a fair by Maryland Guernsey Breeders: "Milk It! Milk a Cow $3, 2 People $5. Weeknights 5 pm to 7 pm, Weekends 11 am to 3 pm."

“The real Swim Shady.”

“How many miles per gallon?”

“What a detailed guide.”

A list titled "Things That Don't Require Effort" includes: Being on time, Work ethic, Effort, Body language, Doing extra, Being prepared, Attitude. The phrase "All of this REQUIRES EFFORT" is handwritten below

“Lets be real…THIS is why you really workout.

Dont pretend you dont.”

Sign showing a crossed-out pie slice with a caption "NO PIE" and a sad face below, located at a snowy train station

Sign reads: "PLEASE Do Not Feed The Pigeons THEY DO THINGS."

Sign for "I Don't Care Bar & Grill" with the phrase "Where do you wanna go?" above it

Sign for Bubbles Adult Nightclub featuring a cartoon woman in a martini glass and text: "20 Beautiful Ladies, 39 Sexy Leg$"

A wooden utility pole with a white sign that reads "Beware of Larry" in hand-drawn capital letters. The background shows a wooded area

A sign reads: "Zoo Rules. Those who throw objects/stones at the crocodiles/snakes will be asked to retrieve them."

A fish tank with a black fish and a name tag that reads "Hello, my name is swim shady."

Four tires and a handwritten sign reading "Truck for Sale Needs Parts" are placed on the ground near a road, with an arrow pointing right

Sign showing three phases of dog development: 0-4 months as a puppy, 4-24 months as a mischievous "dinosaur", and 2+ years as an adult. "Please Plan Accordingly."

Sign for Broncore Fitness saying, "Working out here increases your ability to open pickle jars by 297%". The sign features a muscular pickle jar illustration