“You’re supposed to free the people, not the labia!”

Free People recently shared an Instagrampostfeaturing their new micro shorts.

YES, MICRO SHORTS.

Pug in a bow tie sitting on a flotation ring in a pool with someone's hands holding onto the ring

So this trend has me and the rest of the internet SCREAMING!

Let’s just say, I want to be friends with all these commenters!

Here are some of my favorites:

I couldn’t agree more!

Comment on social media reads, "Ladies, we baking bread this summer with all this yeast" with 18.7K likes

I am cackling!

Not this commenter “buying” the shorts for their hamster!

Unfortunately, she’s right!

One person commented: "As a general rule, I prefer my shorts and skirts to be longer than my tampon string"

The CVS receipt comparison!

Yes, I would do the same.

I second this!

Text: User hides shorts in folded underwear at the gynecologist. Post has 6,489 likes

They’re not wrong!

This needs to be a slogan somewhere.

I truly wish it was a joke, too.

User defends purchase in comments, humorously mentioning their hamster enjoys the item, receives many likes

The shorts seen in their Instagram post retail for around $50.

Another person commented "There isn't enough Monistat in the world for these shorts to exist

Instagram comment by user melissapapock joking about a CVS receipt being much longer than the short's inseam

This comment says, "If you wear these to my house I'm disinfecting where you sat"

Listen. I'm 46 years old. I am not interested in my labia entering the room before I do. I'm too old for this shit

Comment by user 'manadamiano' joking about laughter causing accidental urination

Comment by megapatrickmusic saying "You're supposed to Free the people, not the labia" with 911 likes

Social media comment by user 'amandaeensing' expressing surprise that a post wasn't an April Fool's joke despite it being March

Two poses of a model in a lacy black top, boots, and a model in a white tee with a leather jacket