They go from bad to worse.

Read the responses at your own risk…

1.

We have an 8-month-old who shares a bed with me.

Homemade under-bed beer dispenser with a plastic funnel and tubing attached to a cup holder

When hubby moves back in with me, trust that this will no longer happen.

It makes me want to ."

I don’t get it at all, and it drives me up the wall.

A spilled glass of wine next to a tea bag on a bed, portraying a minor domestic accident

I wish I was kidding.

I’m literally, truly, not exaggerating.

Still, super nasty."

Man with glasses looking at his bandaged finger, wearing a brown jacket, surprised expression

“When he pops his pimples/blackheads, he wipes it on the wall next to the mirror.

He also wipes his boogers on the side of his driver’s seat; it’s foul.”

“The butt crack….I just…I can’t.

Close-up of a person's feet with peeling skin, likely after a foot mask treatment

The crack is everywhere.

Cute video of the kids?

He is inevitably bending down at some point in the video with his crack to the camera.

Condensed milk being poured onto a cinnamon muffin from a peeled banana

Sure enough, he is in the background, picking something off the floor, crack to the camera.

At the dog park?

I live with a butt crack.”

Person with a tool belt and jeans, midsection in focus, humorous take on a construction worker's attire

“He licks the toothpaste out of the tube before brushing his teeth.”

Its frequent and funny and awful all at the same time."

“He doesnt wash his ass properly in the shower and then wipes shit on the towels.

A squeezed toothpaste tube with paste oozing out onto a countertop

We now have color-coded towels and I try not to look at/think about his.

I also dont do butt stuff with him anymore.”

“Picks off his toenails and chews on them.

Person experiencing discomfort, holding lower back with bathroom in the background; a concept of urgency or health issue

His favorite nail is the big toe.

“Reuses socks and underwear…like sir, hey dont !

He has a lot of clean ones so I dont get why he does this!!!”

Person showering, partially obscured by a tiled wall, applying shampoo to their hair

“He sharts himself at least one to two times a week.”

“He pees in the laundry sink.

He has also peed in vases too.”

A person's foot with pliers positioned near a toenail, suggesting a nail trim

“He leaves used dental floss on the couch.”

“Scratches his balls and then sniffs his fingers.

He also tries to get me to smell them too.”

Man in glasses and casual attire smiles while using a laptop on a white couch, feet propped up

Close-up of a person's nose area showing pores and hair follicles

Person sitting on a toilet holding a roll of toilet paper, appearing perplexed

An unflushed toilet with waste, highlighting a common restroom issue

Man flossing his teeth, close-up, smiling, with focus on dental hygiene

Man holding poop emoji toy near his face, clothespin on nose, humorous expression

Man in white tank top making a pinching gesture near his eyes with a pained expression