They go from bad to worse.
Read the responses at your own risk…
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We have an 8-month-old who shares a bed with me.

When hubby moves back in with me, trust that this will no longer happen.
It makes me want to ."
I don’t get it at all, and it drives me up the wall.

I wish I was kidding.
I’m literally, truly, not exaggerating.
Still, super nasty."

“When he pops his pimples/blackheads, he wipes it on the wall next to the mirror.
He also wipes his boogers on the side of his driver’s seat; it’s foul.”
“The butt crack….I just…I can’t.

The crack is everywhere.
Cute video of the kids?
He is inevitably bending down at some point in the video with his crack to the camera.

Sure enough, he is in the background, picking something off the floor, crack to the camera.
At the dog park?
I live with a butt crack.”

“He licks the toothpaste out of the tube before brushing his teeth.”
Its frequent and funny and awful all at the same time."
“He doesnt wash his ass properly in the shower and then wipes shit on the towels.

We now have color-coded towels and I try not to look at/think about his.
I also dont do butt stuff with him anymore.”
“Picks off his toenails and chews on them.

His favorite nail is the big toe.
“Reuses socks and underwear…like sir, hey dont !
He has a lot of clean ones so I dont get why he does this!!!”

“He sharts himself at least one to two times a week.”
“He pees in the laundry sink.
He has also peed in vases too.”

“He leaves used dental floss on the couch.”
“Scratches his balls and then sniffs his fingers.
He also tries to get me to smell them too.”






