First dates don’t always go as planned.
Sometimes, though, they go so so badly that they become truly unforgettable.
We were recently sharing some awful first date stories, so why not share some more, eh?
“In college, my roommate’s first language wasn’t English.
She looked puzzled, then shrugged and said, ‘OK’.”
“The night of the dance, my date showed up with his white cane.
ladicair
2.
“Stopping at the front door, she leaned in for a kiss, so I replied.
Just before our lips touched, she had a sudden vomit attack.
All over my face.
solongandthanksforallthefish1
3.
“Tinder date years ago.
The guy forgot to make dinner reservations so we met at a Starbucks that was open late.
He showed up in track pants with no shoes on.”
I told him the feeling was not mutual and left immediately.
Blocked his number.”
anneckm78
4.
I fled the scene.”
bennym81
5.
“In my early 20s, I was casually seeing this guy.
Which we both said yes.
And so they pick us and up and then he says we have to pick up someone else.”
“Well its this other girl.
So instead of cancelling with one of us, he brought both of us along.
Probably hoping for a threesome.
Well that didnt happen and she and I ended up becoming really good friends.
And are still friends to this day.
It was more just amusing, especially as she and I bonded.
He seemed super uncomfortable, but neither of us told him off or anything.
thaashhole1988
6.
“Met at a party.
He invited me to go to church and Sunday brunch with him the next day.
Turned out to be a fundie church and it was awkward as hell.
I’d already decided to just humour him, get through brunch and then walk away.
He told me during brunch that church had been a ‘test’.
I got up and left.”
fruitloop1863
7.
“I had a hilarious few / sad first dates after my divorce.
One guy was on probation for robbing a restaurant at gunpoint.
Had no clue after weeks of talking on Tinder until our first date.
candacea4271c944b
8.
“A guy showed up drunk to our mini golf date with a broken leg.
After a few more drinks confessed he fell off his streetbike doing wheelies drunk.”
“A guy I met at the gym who took me out to eat at a BBQ place.
Proceeded to use his white shirt as a napkin while eating ribs and chewing with his mouth open.
I have like a dozen numbers on my blocked list from this one date.”
ssketchator1
