I was disgusted."
Here’s what they had to say:
1. minervamcgonogall
2.
“He said ‘irregardless.’

We were having a deep conversation, and then ‘irregardless’ came out of his pretty little mouth.
He had to go!”
certified_drapetomaniac
3.

“He had massive nostrils and was almost a foot taller than me.
It was just gross.”
jennybell1985
4.

He used ‘haha’ as if it were punctuation.
EVERY SENTENCE ended with ‘haha’.
luckyporcupine83
5.

“There was this really nice guy, sweet, caring, a great dude.
We were chilling one day when we were talking about birthdays.
Turns out his was the same day as my lying, manipulative ex.

I couldnt do it.”
emostar31
6.
“He said ‘pacific’ instead of ‘specific.’

I couldn’t handle it.”
Anonymous
7.
“He was over 30 and had Snapchat.

I was disgusted.”
“He accidentally bit his tongue and it was bleeding a little.
I was grossed out, and never wanted to kiss him or anything else after that.”

“I dated a girl who started to refer to herself as ‘eye candy’ all the time.
I ghosted her shortly after.”
trevor2819
11.
“I found his TikTok.
It was cringey dancing.
I just blocked his number.”
“They had weird earlobes, swampy hands, and liked pleated pants.”
lausty
13.
“My poor first boyfriend.
His friends called him “polebutt.”
From then on, thats all I could see, so I started ignoring him.”
caffie
14.
“When I was only 15, my boyfriend was shorter than me.
I’m tall and love wearing big heels.
doublekmama
15.
The night before we broke up, I realized that she hadnt replied to a TikTok I sent her.
calliope1890
16.
“I broke up with someone for wearing an ugly outfit.
To be fair, it was a really ugly outfit.”
brennab443c3b68b
17.
18.And finally, “He couldn’t swim!
I dumped him the next day.”