I am truly sorry to myEvermoregirlies for my bottom song.
(Before you ask, I’m aSpeak Nowgirlie.)
Here are my categories, which add up to scores out of 100.
Without further ado….here we go!
Actually, one last thing: Don’t hate me too much for low ratings!
And the background beat kind of sounds like a kid banging on a bunch of pots and pans.
This is the only Taylor Swift song I will actively skip every single time.
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249.
There also isn’t really a bridge.
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248.
Bonus points for having a bridge, though!
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247.
“Beautiful Ghosts” fromCats: 25%
246.
“Christmas Tree Farm”: 25%
245.“Mr.
Perfectly Fine” fromFearless:26%
244.
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243.
The bridge is just okay, and overall, I don’t love this one!
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242.
The bridge is good, but not great.
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241.
“End Game (ft. Ed Sheeran, Future)” fromReputation:34%
240.
First of all, it has no bridge.
And then I just don’t feel like the tune or lyrics are super strong!
It just feels ever so slightly half-baked to me.
Wow, I’m sounding like a hater.
The praise is coming, I promise!
But we gotta get through these first.
We’re in the 200s, people!
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239.
“High Infidelity” fromMidnights:37%
The “3am Edition” tracks fromMidnightsare SO hit or miss to me.
Like, I just feel…neutral about it?
I don’t feel like it’s super catchy or has incredible lyrics or anything.
And then there’s no bridge!
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238.
“Sweeter Than Fiction” fromOne Chance: 39%
237.
“Only the Young” fromMiss Americana: 41%
236.
It just feels a bit forgettable to me.
I’m sorry!!!
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235.
The rest of the chorus is cute, but overall, this song is a bit underwhelming to me!
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234.
The bridge leaves something to be desired to me!
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233.
Like it’s from theBeautiful Eyesera.
It’s catchy, but otherwise, I’m not a huge fan.
However, it has a great bridge with great vocals.
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232.“ME!
(ft. Brendon Urie)” fromLover:42%
231.
That being said, it does kind of slap a little?
I like the verses much better than the chorus, though.
The bridge is decent, but nothing groundbreaking.
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230.
Still, it’s catchy, and the bridge is fun!
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229.
I don’t have anything against it; I just don’t love it!
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228.
“you better Calm Down” fromLover:44%
227.
“Run” fromRed:44%
I’ve never loved this chorus, but the song is pretty overall.
I actually like Ed’s verse a bit more, and the song is stronger when they sing together.
However, there are better duets onRed,and the bridge is just okay!
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226.
The bridge feels like a new short verse, but I like the changed chorus afterward!
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225.
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224.
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223.
“So It Goes…” fromReputation:45%
This is one of the more underwhelmingRepsongs to me.
And what is it withRepand the repeated lines building in the bridge?
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222.
“Today Was A Fairytale” fromValentine’s Day/Fearless:46%
221.
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220.
“Electric Touch (ft. Fall Out Boy)” fromSpeak Now:47%
219.
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218.
I want it to be more intense and catchy.
And it just doesn’t really emotionally touch me.
Also, it doesn’t really have a bridge, though I do like the third verse.
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217.
“Crazier” fromHannah Montana: The Movie:47%
216.“Question…?”
fromMidnights: 48%
This song is catchy, but I’ve never liked the bridge.
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215.
It’s an enjoyable listen, though!
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214.
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213.
All the wordplay on football…I don’t know…it isn’t my fave.
I was actually a little underwhelmed with the level of passion in the happier songs on this album.
They don’t have that same giddy, happy feeling as the ones onLover,for example.
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212.
“It’s Nice To Have A Friend” fromLover:50%
211.
However, it does slap a little.
It also has a decent bridge!
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209.
The bridge is just okay, but I like Taylor’s voice in it!
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208.
It’s sweet, but not one of my fave.
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207.
It’s still good, but not my fave!
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206.
“Sad Beautiful Tragic” fromRed:52%
This song is a little too slow for me.
However, I like the bridge, especially the emotion in “Would you just attempt to LISTEN?”
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205.
The bridge is definitely the best part.
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204.
“Begin Again” fromRed:53%
203.
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202.
The lyrics are just pretty simple.
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201.
“Welcome to New York” from1989:54%
200.
“Snow on the Beach (ft. More Lana Del Rey)” fromMidnights:54%
199.
But I love the bridge!
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198.
“ThanK you aIMee” fromThe Tortured Poets Department:55%
197.
It gets a higher emotion score because it’s just so giddy.
I also like the bridge.
But it does feel pretty simple!
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196.
“…Ready for It?”
fromReputation:55%
195.
“So High School” fromThe Tortured Poets Department:56%
194.
But I like the bridge and the pre-chorus a lot!
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193.
“Anti-Hero (ft. Jack Antonoff)” fromMidnights:56%
192.
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191.
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190.
“Ours” fromSpeak Now:56%
189.
“Look What You Made Me Do” fromReputation: 57%
188.
Still, it’s a fun song that encapsulates early attraction very well.
The lyrics are pretty simple, but they’re catchy.
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187.
Still, I feel like this song didn’t reach its full potential.
I do like the bridge!
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186.
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185.
“Stay Beautiful” fromTaylor Swift: 57%
This song is just pleasant!
I don’t really know how else to describe it, lol.
It’s just a sweet little song, but I feel like the bridge could be stronger!
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184.
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183.
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182.
I still like this song a lot, but it’s not super memorable.
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181.
I do like the bridge!
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180.
I still love it, but there are stronger songs!
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179.
“Shake it Off” from1989:58%
178.
And it doesn’t really have much of a bridge.
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177.
“I Bet You Think About Me” fromRed:58%
176.
“I SAY I LOVE YOU” from the bridge goes hard, though.
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175.
And the bridge is decent, but the rest of the song doesn’t really slap.
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174.
I like the intro and outro, though!
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173.
“Teardrops on my Guitar” fromTaylor Swift: 59%
172.
“Tim McGraw” fromTaylor Swift: 59%
171.“Slut!”
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170.
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169.
It’s a pretty song, though, and I like the chorus!
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168.
“Coney Island (ft.
The bridge is decent, but not incredible, and I feel like this song isn’t super catchy.
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167.
I wish it was all more like the bridge.
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166.
Still, the song overall isn’t anything super special to me!
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165.
I do really like the bridge, though.
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164.
“Come in with the Rain” fromFearless:61%
This one is a little forgettable.
But I think Taylor’s voice is really strong in this song, and I like the bridge!
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163.
I also like the bridge, though it’s really more of an outro.
Overall, though, I don’t know!
I forget about this one!
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162.
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161.
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160.
“Karma (ft. Ice Spice)” fromMidnights: 62%
159.
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158.
The outro kind of feels like a bridge, but it comes too late and is a bit underwhelming.
But I’ve definitely come around to this song now and it’s a fun listen!
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157.
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156.
It’s still a beautiful, meaningful song, though!
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155.
But it pales a bit in comparison to the otherFolkloresongs to me?
Like it’s obviously a great song, but I don’t find myself reaching for it.
It’s got really strong lyrics, but kinda a meh bridge.
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154.
“The Best Day” fromFearless:62%
153.
I also think the chorus is powerful musically and I still love to belt it.
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152.
“The Outside” fromTaylor Swift: 63%
This is such an underrated debut song.
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151.
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150.
I do like the lead-in to the choruses.
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149.
“Better Man” fromRed:63%
I actually liked this song a lot more than I remembered.
I also like the bridge, but I wish it was longer.
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148.
“The Moment I Knew” fromRed: 63%
147.
It’s not ground-breaking, but it gives me this sort of free feeling I can’t quite describe.
The bridge is definitely too short for me, but I like it.
It also feels unique in comparison to some of the other debut songs.
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146.
“22” fromRed:63%
145.
“Karma” fromMidnights:63%
144.
I like the bridge and the choruses a lot though!
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143.
Anyway, this is a really beautiful song, and I personally think it’s underrated.
And…unfortunately, there is no bridge, and I feel like there should be one!
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142.
“Out of the Woods” from1989:64%
141.
“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” fromRed:64%
140.
I love the bit of twang at the beginning, and I think the bridge is strong.
But it’s not the most memorable to me!
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139.
“The Man” fromLover:64%
138.
“Vigilante Shit” fromMidnights:65%
137.
I like this song a lot and the bridge but it’s def not my faveTTPDsong.
“Mean” fromSpeak Now:65%
135.
“I Heart ?”
on the back of my hand for every single concert.
Honestly, this one still kind of slaps.
It has an urgency and heart to it that I love, and the bridge is solid.
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134.
HOWEVER, this song is SO DIFFERENT from the original that it gets high originality marks.
I also think it’s really unique, but it still feels like it fits into the album.
I don’t know how much it slaps, though!
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133.
I also just really love the second verse.
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132.
Like, I like it, but it’s so short!
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131.
“Cardigan” fromFolklore: 66%
130.
But there isn’t much of a bridge!
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129.
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128.
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127.
“Mine” fromSpeak Now:67%
126.
“Everything Has Changed (ft. Ed Sheeran)” fromRed:67%
125.
“How Did It End?”
I really like the bridge of this song.
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124.
“Change” fromFearless:68%
123.
Still a great song!
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122.
Maybe I feel like the background music is a little minimalistic.
But I’m marking it down for not being clear.
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121.
“The Story of Us” fromSpeak Now:68%
120.
“Carolina” fromWhere The Crawdads Sing:68%
This is a great haunting song.
It doesn’t quite feel like a Taylor Swift song, but that certainly makes it feel original.
It doesn’t really slap, but I love its tone and Taylor’s voice in it.
It doesn’t have much of a bridge, though!
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119.
“Nothing New (ft. Phoebe Bridgers)” fromRed:69%
118.
“Last Kiss” fromSpeak Now:69%
This song is beautifully sad almost too sad to listen to.
The lyrics are devastating, but it does not slap except maybe for the bridge, which is great.
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117.
But this song is still a bit forgettable to me!
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116.
“Castles Crumbling (ft. Hayley Williams)” fromSpeak Now:70%
115.
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114.
“The Last Time (ft. Gary Lightbody)” fromRed:70%
113.
It slaps 100%, though obviously, the themes aren’t great looking back today.
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112.
“Bejeweled” fromMidnights:71%
111.
Also, the bridge goes hard.
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110.
It’s a bop.
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109.
But the bridge is where this song really shines.
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108.
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107.
“Now That We Don’t Talk” from1989:72%
I wish the bridge was stronger!
However, I absolutely love the chorus of this song, and it’s wildly catchy!
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106.
“I’m Only Me When I’m With You” fromTaylor Swift: 72%
105.
It honestly makes me too sad.
So…definitely a 10 on emotion, lol.
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104.
“Ronan” fromRed:73%
103.
I think it’s a much stronger song if you divorce it from its context.
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102.
The bridge is also super fun.
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101.
I also like the bridge, and you gotta love the Bleachella reference.
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100.
I just feel like this song has a lot going for it and is underappreciated!
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99.
“I Can See You” fromSpeak Now:74%
98.
“Red” fromRed:74%
97.
But…there’s no real bridge!
And I want one!
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96.
Overall, it’s a really good song but not super memorable to me until the bridge.
I love the bridge.
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95.
I also love how the beat comes back during the ensuing chorus.
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“Guilty as Sin?”
fromThe Tortured Poets Department:75%
I really love the beat and vocals of this song.
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93.
It’s a great song, but def not my favorite onFolklore,though I like the bridge!
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92.
Also, the bridge slaps.
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91.
“White Horse” fromFearless:76%
90.
“Style” from1989:76%
89.
“I Knew You Were Trouble” fromRed:76%
88.
This bridge is short but sweet, and I love the angst of this song.
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87.
“New Romantics” from1989:76%
86.
It also has all the great vintage vibes, and the bridge is excellent.
And “she had a marvelous time ruining everything” is just a great line.
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“Bad Blood (ft. Kendrick Lamar)” from1989:76%
84.
The begging is just heartbreaking, but still manages to slap.
I mean, “I wouldn’t marry me either, a pathological people pleaser”???
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83.
“Our Song” fromTaylor Swift:77%
82.
I like the lyrics of the bridge, but overall feel like it could be a bit stronger.
Still, this song is so fun and dark and vibey.
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81.
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80.
This is a really beautiful duet.
I feel like the lyrics could maybe be a bit stronger?
But the bridge is great.
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79.
IT’S NOT RELEASED ANYWHERE.
Which is why I can’t wait forTaylor Swift (Taylor’s Version).
It’s just so damn catchy, and real Swifties know every single word.
It has a short bridge, but I love the version of the chorus that follows.
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78.
“Happiness” fromEvermore:78%
I also think this song is very underrated.
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77.
“Love Story” fromFearless:78%
76.
I just don’t love the bridge.
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75.
It’s still a great angsty song, though.
I also love the “DO.
part of the second verse.
Also, the bridge is super strong, albeit short.
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74.
“Picture to Burn” fromTaylor Swift: 78%
73.
“False God” fromLover:78%
Another underappreciatedLoversong!
But…where is the bridge?
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72.
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71.
“I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” fromFifty Shades Darker:79%
70.
The two songs are INCREDIBLE.
Like, they asked Taylor to come do some soundtrack songs, and she set the piano on fire.
She pulled a Phil Collins inTarzan.She didn’t even need to go as hard as she did.
“Eyes Open” is the weaker of the two songs, but it’s still a great song.
It’s basically impossible.
But I always want to!
The second verse goes so hard I definitely give a shot to belt “SO TURN AROUND!”
And then the bridge???
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69.
“Jump Then Fall” fromFearless:79%
This is another song that radiates pure joy to me.
I’ve never been so wrapped up honey I like the way you’re everything I ever wanted.”
And the bridge is great to belt.
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68.
There are multiple Taylor Swift songs about losing the shiny newness of youth in the public eye.
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67.
I literally cannot even bear to listen to it.
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66.
“Willow” fromEvermore:79%
64.
“Wildest Dreams” from1989:80%
63.
“Tell Me Why” fromFearless:80%
God, I forgot how hard this song slaps.
It’s the ultimate angry belting song.
Yes, the lyrics are simple, but they’re effective.
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62.
“Holy Ground” fromRed:80%
I love this song so much.
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61.
“Delicate” fromReputation:80%
60.
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59.
“Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince” fromLover: 80%
58.
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“Forever Winter” fromRed:81%
This song will always devastate me.
Taylor has a few songs that are so genuinely sad that I don’t like to listen to them.
It feels like this one should fall in that category, except it’s kind of a banger.
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56.
It’s a strong song and definitely one of my favorites fromTTPD!
It just feels super vulnerable and candid.
I just wanted more of a bridge!
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55.
“Forever & Always” fromFearless:81%
This was always one of my faves.
It’s a great teen angst song.
There’s something…freer about it, I guess?
Anyway, this is one of my faveFearlesssongs.
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54.
“Fifteen” fromFearless:81%
53.
“Lavender Haze” fromMidnights:81%
52.
I just wish the bridge was stronger!
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51.
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50.
“Fortnight (ft. Post Malone)” fromThe Tortured Poets Department:82%
49.
“The Great War” fromMidnights:82%
This definitely should’ve been on the main album!
It’s one of my favorite 3am songs.
And then it also kind of goes hard ESPECIALLY on the bridge.
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“Epiphany” fromFolklore: 82%
I will fight to the death for “Epiphany.”
I’m legit mad y’all don’t get it.
It’s genuinely devastating, and yet it still goes hard.
Is it bad that I belt “SIR I THINK HE’S BLEEDING OUT!”
And “There’s some things that you just can’t speak out” kills me.
But…it doesn’t really have a bridge.
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47.
“Innocent” fromSpeak Now: 83%
46.
My only issue is that it just doesn’t really slap, unfortunately.
But it’s still a fantastic song!
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45.
“The Manuscript” fromThe Tortured Poets Department: 83%
44.
“Illicit Affairs” fromFolklore:84%
43.
“You Belong With Me” fromFearless:84%
42.
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“So Long, London” fromThe Tortured Poets Department:84%
This song hurts my heart.
It just feels like this emotional buildup and release of sadness and bitterness and saying goodbye.
I love this song so much.
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40.
However, it lacks a super strong bridge.
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“Marjorie” fromEvermore:85%
I LOVE that Taylor actually uses her grandmother’s voice in this song.
It’s such a beautiful tribute, though it does make me sad to listen to.
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38.
I really like the lyrics and the bridge, and I just feel like it’s super strong overall.
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37.
I mean!!!!
The lyrics of this song!!!
It’s so well-written and devastating, and it’s also just a beautiful, relatable song.
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36.
However, it doesn’t really slap.
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35.
I also love the bridge and especially the cutoff of “how dare you say that it’s”.
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“The Prophecy” fromThe Tortured Poets Department: 87%
This song kills me.
I think it’s the urgency and desperation of it it’s more than grief or sadness.
There’s hope and bite in it.
If so, I’m even more broken.
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33.
“Safe & Sound (ft.
The Civil Wars)” fromThe Hunger Games:87%
32.
I mean…“YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME.”
Speaking of that line…this bridge SLAPS.
One of Taylor’s best.
The bridge feels even better because you have to wait for it.
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“Maroon” fromMidnights: 89%
Maroon deserves more love.
I was SO happy that I got this as a bonus song.
“THAT’S A REAL FUCKING LEGACY!”
is so fun to sing in a stadium of people.
(Though I wish there was more to the bridge besides that).
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(ft. Florence + The Machine)” fromThe Tortured Poets Department:89%
29.
“Sparks Fly” fromSpeak Now:90%
28.
This is a fantastic song that captures a toxic relationship so well.
And the bridge is fantastic no notes.
I could scream, “I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town” forever.
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27.
I also just think Taylor’s voice is really strong here.
I only wish the bridge had more to it!
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26.
“Soon You’ll Get Better (ft.
This is a beautifully sad song, and I love Taylor’s voice and emotion.
I also love the Chicks on it.
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“Don’t Blame Me” fromReputation: 91%
This one is 10s almost across the board.
It’s an almost flawless song.
This song ISRepto me.
I just wish it had more of a bridge!!
is always fun).
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“Blank Space” from1989:92%
23.
“Enchanted” fromSpeak Now: 92%
22.
An amazing song, even.
I love “August.”
It’s a bop!
But…there are better songs on this album, imo!
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21.
“Betty” fromFolklore:92%
20.
“Cornelia Street” fromLover:92%
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO SEE THIS SONG LIVE???
This song is devastating in the current context, but I still love it.
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“Anti-Hero” fromMidnights:92%
18.
“Fearless” fromFearless:94%
17.
“Is It Over Now?”
My ONLY gripe is that weird seagull noise in the background.
It always bothers me.
I’m talking about the “did you think I didn’t see you?
There were flashing lights” part, which slaps).
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“You’re On Your Own, Kid” fromMidnights: 95%
15.
And you know what?
I’ll be the first to admit I was wrong.
This song is an absolute BANGER.
I feel like it took me seeing it live to truly appreciate it.
And the bridge???
(That we get twice?
Is it still a bridge?
Again, I don’t know the technical stuff super well).
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“No Body, No Crime (ft. HAIM)” fromEvermore:96%
13.
“The Black Dog” fromThe Tortured Poets Department, 97%
This song is so freaking good.
The intensity of the chorus (the drums in the background!!!)
just works so well and makes this song so fun to sing.
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“Lover” fromLover, 97%
11.
“Seven” fromFolklore:97%
This is truly one of my fave songs.
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“Getaway Car” from fromReputation:97%
This is one of Taylor’s best songs, IMO.
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“All Too Well” fromRed:98%
8.
But these are some of the strongest lyrics Taylor has written, IMO.
This song makes me feel feelings I didn’t know I had.
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And this is definitely one of the bestLoversongs.
I just love an upbeat-sounding song that is genuinely devastating, and that’s what this is.
And the bridge is incredible.
“Haunted” fromSpeak Now:99%
This is the ULTIMATE Taylor Swift angst song.
It’s the closest she gets to rock, and I have always wanted a rock album from her.
It’s also the only Taylor Swift song where I’m so sorry, Taylor!!!
I still prefer the original.
It just captures the raw teen angst better!
It has such a great edge and desperation.
I literally can’t think of a Taylor Swift song that goes harder.
Yeah, this bridge is a perfect 20.
In fact, the whole song is a perfect…pretty much everything.
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“Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?”
It pulls me out of the song because it gives a comical image of someone levitating.
(I’m mostly kidding.
“Champagne Problems” fromEvermore:99%
2.
The lyrics are devastating, and then it also has this incredible intensity.
