“Madonna is a movie killer.

Shes dead behind the eyes.

She cannot act her way out of a paper bag.

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2.Lisa Marie Presleyonce saidofTom Cruise, I fucking hate Tom.

I met him 20 years ago.

I said I never want to be in a room with him again.

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6.About Gwyneth Paltrow, Lopez said, Tell me what shes been in?

I swear to God, I dont remember anything she was in.

Some people get hot by association.

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I heard more about her and Brad Pitt than I ever heard about her work.

7.About Madonna?

Do I think shes a great performer?

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Do I think shes a great actress?

Im like, Hey, dont spit on my craft.'

9.On Winona Ryder: I was never a big fan of hers.

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10.On Salma Hayek: “Were in two different realms.

Shes a sexy bombshell, and those are the kinds of roles she does.

I do all kinds of different things.

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It makes me laugh when she says she got offeredSelena,which was an outright lie.

If thats what she does to get herself publicity, then thats her thing.”

He says of Johnny Depp, “Personable though I’m sure he is, issooverblown,sooverrated.

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I mean,Edward Scissorhands.

And he didn’t.

And subsequently, he’s done even less.”

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But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.'”

He has the Chaplin disease.

That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge."

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Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited.

Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant.

He acts shy, but hes not.

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He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation.

Its people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest.

Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic."

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18.He said of Wolfgang Puck, “I dont like Wolfgang.

Hes a little shit.

I think hes a terrible little man.”

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You see her in something likeWalk the Lineand think, ‘God, you’re so great!’

And then you think, ‘Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?’

But of course, it’s for money and status."

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Its like she’s not getting enough oxygen.

She’s a movie star.

If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart."

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That girl is not good enough, the lead actress.

I met the real Piper [Kerman].

28.In aninterviewwith Vulture, Quincy Jones had plenty to say about a number of iconic musical artists.

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First, he claimed that Michael Jackson “stole a lot of songs” and was “greedy.”

29.He then called the Beatles “the worst musicians in the world.

They were no-playing motherfuckers.

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Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard.

Dont even talk about it.”

30.And when asked if U2 was still making good music, Jones simply shook his head.

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31.Mariah Carey was famously shadywhenshe was on the Breakfast Club in 2014.

She also said that she wants to forget her time on the show.

“I dont even remember what that was.

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That was a moment in my life that I want to press delete.”

Don’t know what she’s singing.

I didn’t know she sang, I thought she rapped, or whatever."

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She acts like a spoiled brat all the time.

F*** off.

Since when has lip-syncing been live?

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Thank you very much.

Thats me off her Christmas card list, but do I give a toss?

38.Patti LuPoneonce calledMadonna a “movie killer,” saying, “Shes dead behind the eyes.

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She cannot act her way out of a paper bag.

She should not be in film or onstage.

Shes a wonderful performer for what she does, but she is not an actress.

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41.Though it was much shadier when she straight up refused to comment on Nicki Minaj.

“Nicki Minaj…hmm.

I’m gonna pass on that.”

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That girl is singing off-key on the record.”

46.Firing back, Noltesaidof Roberts, “Its not nice to call someone disgusting.

But shes not a nice person.

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Everyone knows that.”

Its the only thing hes smart enough to do.

50.James Caanonce calledBette Midler “very stupid.”

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He continued, “Shes not a bad person, but stupid in terms of gray matter.

I mean I like her, but I like my dog, too.”

And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers."

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Im sorry that I have to divide this up like this, but its something you cant ignore."

Also, he added, Rose’s band Guns N' Roses “cant write good music.

Hewrote, Too bad I don’t wanna be on ur album u fucking dinosaur hahaha.

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everyone knows ive been the best thing about ur albums since i met u. Ima pray for you brother.

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