Well, you’re not alone.

We recently rounded up some baffling and hilarious stories from theBuzzFeed Community, and the responses kept coming!

Here are even more enjoyable tales:

1.

Zooey Deschanel wearing glasses, sitting on a couch and holding a pen and notepad, looking surprised in a scene from a television show

I did not realize it wasn’t a common phrase until I said it to friends.

I still use it with close friends sometimes.

I think it should catch on."

Man in a suit jacket and black shirt sitting, with the text "I GO COMMANDO" displayed at the bottom

emilym4e8497a33

2.

Silvermystique

3.

“My mom thought ‘going commando’ meant like going crazy.

A vintage radio and ornate lamp with a pleated shade on a wooden table, against a wood-paneled wall

superkitten66

6.

Twenty years later, even our kids now refer to it as the big and little light.”

singingeachtoeach

8.

Drag queen in red costume with devil horns covers mouth in shock, another performer blurred in background. The scene is well-lit, likely during a performance

My kids call hard-boiled eggs round eggs and omelets flat circle eggs.

That’s what we all call them now."

bmw1138

9.

Woman holding a crying baby with a green towel draped over the baby’s head that resembles a monster

“My mom called breasts ‘bluebirds,’ and I assumed that was normal until high school.”

moonlitrat

10.

She looked at me HORRIFIED!

A large pile of fallen autumn leaves sits on a green lawn next to a grey house with blue siding and white trim. Trees and a white fence are in the background

I’d been told this since I was a kid.

“My parents always taught me to keep a toolbox in the trunk of the car for emergencies.

lacjiba

12.

Two loaves of sliced white bread, with one slice slightly pulled out from the front loaf, placed on a wooden surface

“Growing up, the TV remote was called, ‘channel changer.’

Once in a while, I automatically refer to it as the channel changer.

For the most part, people have a good idea of what it translates to.”

A man reclines on a sofa as another man, with tattooed arms, pours chips from a bag and a plate onto his face. Other people are in the background, partially visible

cinnamonmsugar

13.

She’ll never be able to live it down.

We keep a lot of mispronounced words going in my family.”

mooredm23

14.

“In my extended family, ‘seppies?’

“My great aunt Mertis and great uncle Curtis were twins.

Whenever the family would be driving anywhere, each car had a walkie-talkie.

amyleatherman

16.

I didnt know the term living room until I was in middle school!”

dogfmly123

17.

“My husbands name is Kyle.

My mischievous 2-year-old son thinks its hilarious to call us by our names instead of Mom and Dad.

You got a mouse in your pocket?'”

louloubet

19.

“When I was very little, my family used to call strawberry milk ‘rabbit milk.’

I was, thankfully, relatively young when I realized it was a family nickname.

Like, duh.”

lobsterlemonlime

20.

“I grew up in an Italian family, and we always ate Italian bread for meals.

When we bought sliced bread, my family called it American bread.

I still often refer to sliced bread as American bread, and Im now in my 70s!”

“My brother was four and about to throw up when he realized that you salivate a bunch beforehand.

gswann123

23.

“My family calls parmesan cheese ‘shaky cheese,’ since you shake it out of the container.

I thought that thats what everyone called it until no one knew what I was talking about in college.

Honestly, though, it probably would be a great name for a brand of parmesan!”

Responses have been edited for length/clarity.