Guess what?

It didn’t work!

I’m frothing with anger and ready to scream, “YOU DESERVE BETTERRRRR!!”

<em>preparing to rage against the man child</em>

Here are the responses that had me picking my jaw up off the floor:

1.

He was absolutely right."

2.He told me, ‘Im a MAN!

&quot;right to jail. right away&quot;

you’re gonna wanna let me be a MAN!!’

Mind you, this ‘man’ was living rent-free in one of his moms rental properties. "

catladyjo82

3.

woman looking disgusted

I’m a plus-size person, and I jokingly replied, ‘Why?

Is it because Im fat?’

He got really quiet, started apologizing, and then got up and left.

Gretchen saying &quot;Who?&quot; in &quot;Mean Girls&quot;

I let him leave.

The fact that he was embarrassed about my appearance was his problem, not mine."

sarag403aaec87

4.

Questions marks with an arrow pointing to a wedding cake

“I got the ‘I’m planning to move countries soon’ excuse from TWO different guys.

Both of them are still here, and it’s been years.

Dude…if you don’t want to date, then just say so.

A woman turning away as she's scolded by her partner's mother

There’s no need to make up an excuse.”

himalayall

6.

“After I asked if we were being exclusive, a man (in his mid-40s!)

I wasn’t keen on being number five and ‘grateful for whatever time he could spare.'”

retrocrebbon

7.

“‘My wife has arranged marriage counseling.’

Umm, excuse me?!

What f*cking wife???”

Anonymous

9.

“‘I am Asian and you’re white.

I could only be exclusive with an Asian girl.’

"

miab4e8eaccc7

10.

“I was told, ‘You’re the kind of girl someone marries, not dates.’

“I was casually dating them for about six months.

angelghorses

13.

He also said that if she didnt, then we were done.

Just flat out done.

I also need to mention that we were in our mid-20s, not teenagers.”

zara_black

15.

“Sometimes I just need some ‘strange.'”