Recently, I saw the below Tweet and was rightly horrified by this person’s behavior.
Here are some of their most engaging answers:
1.
“We had an unexpected landing in DC to escort all of them off the plane.”

Anonymous
2.
“Flying from Miami to Chicago.
We were on the runway, ready to take off.

A woman in economy stood up to get something out of the overhead bin.
Flight Attendants were yelling multiple times for her to take her seat!
She didn’t comply, and we took off.”

“The airline staff left a seat and seatbelt covered in vomit.
I got a sudden euphoric feeling, and the plane quickly descended.”
We went to see if we could see baby turtles hatching.

The flight attendant was clearly rattled and she walked away.
Nobody else came up to him and the shirt stayed off for the rest of the flight.
He was so drunk and absolutely reeked of alcohol.

He wouldnt stop talking, so I made some small talk with him.
“I flew a redeye fromJFKto Heathrow in 2018… We took off, they began serving drinks, and I fell asleep.
“The first time I flew on an airplane by myself was at 10 years old.

I flew from LAX to JFK to spend a few weeks with a pen pal of mine.
I boarded before others with the help of a flight attendant and wore a badge indicating I wastraveling alone.
People soon started boarding the plane.

Everyone was oddly quiet and I couldnt figure out why the plane was absent of noise.”
He meant me.”
I just sat back, closed my eyes, and ignored him.

He continued to complain loudly to everyone on board… cussing and calling me names.
He was twice my size."
Apparently, she had a forged passport."

I was prepared for everyone to take their shoes off during the flight to make themselves more comfortable.
Not my cup of tea, but I can respect it.
After we boarded, I realized we had forgotten to purchase tickets from the little kiosk between the trains.

No sooner had I hopped off to grab the tickets, the doors closed behind me."
“In late November 1982, my husband was driving through the Midwest on I-80.
The highway was snowy and incredibly icy.

Suddenly, strange apparitions began flying past his car on the highway.
They were large boats.”
“My company had spent a group work and play trip in Cabo San Lucas.

As we were flying back home.
I was seated next to a woman who was shaking the whole trip and leaning forward and backward constantly.
I recognized it as a drug withdrawal.”

She pulled out a compact and sniffed something, then relaxed the rest of the flight home.
It looked like he had a suction cup stuck to the bottom of one of his shoes."
After plying her with alcohol, I overheard him ask her if she would like a foot massage.

She agreed and took off her shoes while he began massaging her feet.
At some point I heard him say, ‘Can I suck on your toes?'"
Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

