Vance upsetting his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the couch."
And so much more!
Trumps make-up being darker than Kamalas is truly sending me.

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are those… coconut trees?pic.twitter.com/UbWheoVbwQ
10.
MAGA: Kamala Harris never birthed any children!Me: Just like the 46 presidents before her.
Madam Vice President, we are ready to help.pic.twitter.com/y8baSx44FL
16.

Kamala is brat and Walz is a Midwest Princess
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When I send you this, I know you f*cking lying#Debate2024pic.twitter.com/urfezRPr6P
19.
JD Vance upsetting his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the couch
20.

What a normal, relatable guy who certainly doesn’t hate women having freedoms.https://t.co/aa9UJaM8CU
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The electoral map after Walz calls Vance a couch fucker on live TVhttps://t.co/umIJjS0jtxpic.twitter.com/4QB4jlaBCU
28.
Finally a party that represents me.

The fact that Michelle and Barack are both great speech givers is insane.
I know Malia and Sasha were going THROUGH IT when they got in trouble and it was lecture time.
I love the DNC because its the Eras Tour for liberals
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Kamalas VP options:pic.twitter.com/G5WF0g3AZA
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TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love
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YOU THINK YOU FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE?!
I dont really care what JD Vance did it didnt do.
I just hope it was a committed relationship with furniture and not one nightstand.
Childless cat lady and its the most fabulous woman youve ever seen in your lifepic.twitter.com/TXoBnx9TWp
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Biden seeing everyone open up they purse for Kamalapic.twitter.com/mcrzvyJ3Ie
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Convincing your friends to go out after 9pm in your thirtiespic.twitter.com/xu5ghCnZSg
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Assassination attempts, Global IT outages, a drop out, Kamala is brat.
What will tomorrow bring?
All the Kamala smear tweets are like she was a BADDIE in the 90s!!!
You wanna vote for that????Yes?
Heeeey its Doug is the pickup line of the century.
Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies.
Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?
Pet Shop Boys better stay inside and lock the doors.
You too Snoop Dogg.