We recentlyaskedmembers of theBuzzFeed Communityto tell us the biggest lie they caught their partner in.
Naturally, the stories were much wilder than I expected.
Here are the most jaw-dropping lies:
1.
“My ex-boyfriend of 17 years was a big-time liar and a narcissistic jerk!
If that isn’t a lowlife, I don’t know what is!”
happyturtle95
2.
“He said he had two kids when we met.
But wait, there’s more!
We got married, and two months later, he confessed that he actually had two more kids.
The younger one was actually born THE MONTH WE MET!
Should I mention the time he told me his brother died?
(Though he didn’t really.)
I could go on and on.
Currently in the process of getting divorced.”
luckyangel30
3.
It doesn’t make a lick of sense.
Turns out he was cheating on me anyway.
Then, 10 years later, he had the nerve to contact me to get back together."
thelivingworst
4.
Anonymous
5.
“My ex told me he was in a motorcycle accident where the light switch would cut off intermittently.
However, it turns out that an acquaintance of his is the actual owner of this story.”
I only discovered the reality when his old roommates reached out, assuming I already knew."
Apparently, these two decided to have a go at steal everything from me.
“My daughters father told many lies.
The biggest lie was when he told me he was actually one year older than me when we met.
Looking back, the landlord being shocked that there was nothing on him at all made sense.
At the time, I thought it was because we were such young adults just starting out.
Nope, he was 17 and not an adult at all!”
“I married him.
They were from South Dakota, so it seemed plausible.
After he died, I mentioned something about it to his sister.
She laughed and asked why I would make up a story like that.
His family didnt believe me when I told them he had shared this story with me.
Yeah, I looked like the liar.”
“My now ex-wife went back to college full-time so she could pursue a new degree to change careers.
One of her classes was at night.
I hadnt realized what she was doing because on class nights, she still “went to class.”
He claimed he was used to having a new Cadillac every year, just like both of his parents.
God only knows what else he lied about.
Once I confirmed all the lies, I left.”
“He loved telling stories about his years living in India.
The details were so vivid; it seemed believable.
Imagine my surprise when he started adding details bragging about shipping drugs back to friends.
“He pretended to deploy to the Middle East and concocted an elaborate story about how he got injured.
I even received a picture of him.
Come to find out, using iPhone location, that the photo was taken in Quantico, Virginia.
15.And lastly, “I found out that he bought a house with his ex-girlfriend.
After 38 years of marriage, he finally came clean.
This is the same friend he relocated to another state with.
He claims he just didn’t tell me everything.
It wasn’t a lie since they drove separate cars.”
