It’s not up to me.

I don’t make the rules.

An old-school Rival Crock-Pot with a knit top

Boxed ice cream with strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate strips

Juice from Minute Maid frozen concentrate from a tube

Glass dish with stuck-together multicolored mint and other candies

Multicolored puffy mint candies

A hot dog with mustard and ketchup on a slice of white bread

Root beer hard candies

A lift-off can top opener

Stove-top Jiffy Pop popcorn with the aluminum foil top expanded

A container of Nestlé Quik chocolate flavor mix

A very scratched cookie sheet pan

An ice cream on a stick in a tube with multicolored circles on it

Pastel-colored candy cigars in a box

A pack of Kings candy cigarettes

Close-up of Beefaroni in a pan

Bologna frying in a pan

Hostess Ding Dongs wrapped in foil

Rolls of Life Savers in a "book"

A pack of Butter Rum Life Savers

A can of Hawaiian Punch fruit punch

An old-school soda machine with cans in individual slots

A pack of "government cheese"

Melted cheese on toast

A large checkerboard wooden bowl

Old-school square quart dish with glass top

'70s electric skillet

An open individual-serving cereal box and someone pouring milk into it

Lollipops on a soft loop instead of a stick

A bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Flavored Citrus Wine

Fried liver and onions

A can of Hunt snack pack chocolate fudge pudding

Can wrapped in aluminum foil

Gumball machine

An old-school Osterizer multifunction blender

A large plastic Country Crock tub

An old diner jukebox

Fun Dip powdered candy and dip

Packs of different flavors of Freshen-Up gum

A tomato next to a saltshaker

Yellow Wendy's takeout containers and cups

Wax bottle candies in different flavors

West Bend Poppery II hot-air electric popcorn popper with open-slot side

Vintage amber ornate wine goblet

A candy with a strawberry wrapper

Tins of General Foods International Coffees, including Cafe Vienna and Suisse Mocha

An old-school Coleman gallon thermos/jug

Close-up of cookware on a stove

FW Woolworth's restaurant menu, including bacon and tomato, egg salad, and American cheese sandwiches and "fountain features"

A spaghetti-in-tomato-sauce sandwich

A bright orange plastic pitcher

A bottle of Bartles & Jaymes Premium Berry Flavored Wine Cooler