Here are some of the most-upvoted replies:
1. u/MissMistMaid
2.
“I have hot soup for your toilet parts.”
u/XEssentialCryIceIs
3.
“He asked me if my birthday was on X date, and I said no.
u/BoysenberryAwkward76
4.
“I said I have zero upper body strength and arms like noodles.
Dude DMed me like ‘arms like noodles, huh?
you’re exactly my kind of girl!'”
u/_hootyowlscissors
“In fairness he might have just wanted you to advertise for his used car dealership.”
u/Divide-By-Zer0
5. u/Carterlil21
6.
“Do you like whales?
why don’t we go humpback at mine.”
u/HotDressa
7.
“Can’t decide if it’s awful or great: he said ‘Hey.
Wanna see my favourite butt?’
Just his favourite butt.”
u/peanutsonic97
8.
“He opened with ‘How badly do you want to go on a date with me?’
I didnt know the guy at all and had no interest in dating him.”
u/poopnuzzle
9.
“Hey baby my d*ck is like a Bengal tiger.
“Sir???
When I swiftly rejected him, he called me ugly and said he didnt want me anyway.”
u/Emsian
10.Nice stomach.”
u/Rose_Walker
11.
“‘One day I will have my child sliced from your womb.’
Burned into my memory.”
u/repro
12.
“‘Damn it’s a $15 Uber to get across that forehead but I’d pay it.’
That one hurt a little haha…”
u/SarahHohepa
13.
“On my old account someone DMed me saying ‘Wow, you’re gorgeous.
I’d totally do graveyard rituals with you’ or something along those lines.
I blocked them immediately.”
u/lady_moondust05
14.
“He insulted my sports video, saying he could do that better.”
u/Former-Birthday-2302
15.
“Can you burp loudly?”
“One of the more memorable ones.”
u/ArizonaZZ
16.
“I’m not a dentist, but can I give you a filling?”
u/Squiggle-Wiggle-1-3
