They say that some days are diamonds and some days are stone.

These are the stone days.

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"I messed up."

beans spilled on a porch

"My phone is perfectly stuck."

Laundry all over the ground

an egg yolk under someone's stove

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a person looking at their bright phone in a dark movie theater

closeup of a microwave

food left on the oven rack

a badly painted wall

"My cat ate the top of the cake I baked"

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"Yes, it was my fault."

a person's swollen hand

baby spiders on someone's leg

uncooked eggs in a pot

a tiny bug on the tip of someone's finger

"My $4 beer"

a can of chickpeas with barely any chickpeas

"Ouch"

a chair with stains on it

a Christmas tree with half the lights out

a completely ruined tire

tire marks on a street

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"My girlfriend had a sip of my drink"

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"My food was delivered with a lit cigarette"

"they followed us for 20 minutes"

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"This is how my new pot was delivered"

a car buried in snow

"I just wanted to open the blinds"

a bowl with a hole in it and spilled soup on the floor

spilled food on the floor

dough in a trunk

lint all over clothes in the dryer

a wrench in a tire

snow all over the interior of a car

s'mores on someone's shoe

a potted plant on a bed

a turkey in someone's house

broken glasses

glitter all over the floor

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"Well that escalated quickly."