You’re kidding me.

"that ain't a country that's a direction"

"See*"

"that should be illegal!"

"Mexico was so urethral"

"anyone tell me their consultations?"

"Would a nose rectum piercing suite me"

"They are called CINDER blocks"

"I couldn't be a Sarah get mother unless ya baby daddy finna be my man my whole pregnancy"

"Bone and arrow"

"That animal weighed 5 tons"

"Have you ever seen one without the aid of a 'microscope?'"

"48 hours later you see this on the peach tree dish"

"But we are still here without them?"

"Anyone else notice that EVERYONE now seems to have an air fryer."

"A c-section birth is…birth."

"why are the apes that are still here not evolving into humans?"

"Cervix announcement guys."

"I will have to do a size by size comparison. Thanks!"

"No its not."

"Looking for a local dog wanker for during the week."