People, people, people.

Person thinks 2003 is 30 years ago because 2023 to 2013 is 10 years and 2023 to 2003 is 20, so 20 + 10 = 30

"the 'and many others' line is such a mycrowchawsum of everything i really dislike about these 'puzzles'"

"they had all the excuses in the book as to why they broke up, but I think they took the opportunity for granite"

"as an American I'm a Paul that you want [cut off]"

"I love these moments! Wouldn't change it for the world but once u move or cough ur playing rush and roulette"

"The cross above the bed is the epiphany of hypocrisy"

"How dare you harass someone who says he's stabbed and shot at people he's a pillow of our community"

"The one save and grace with nurse is that the games are over before they're even started"

"I just spelt my drink all over me"

"Some people are just helmet on being miserable, how sad"

A "Grandma phone" for sale for $150, showing a gramophone

"I can't walk on flat ground little loan a skinny board"

"Praying a pond the weakness of others sounds more like a villain than a hero"

"Anyone else and the judge would say 'Shut up or the bailiff will sing you a la la bye'"

They learned about "these edited movies" from their old boss, who said his sister would edit VHS movies and rent them out; "she had to shut her business down because she was getting cyst and diseased letters from the original production studios"

"I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks in"; "Damnnn, but why snacks," "is your head just for decoration?"

Person thinks 2021 was a leap year and 2025 is the next one because they say February 2024 has 28 days

Person thinks Antarctica is a country, not a continent

Person says someone isn't African because they're Moroccan