Let’s hope March is better.

Text on gradient background reads "Trying to remember why we used to say Olly Olly Auction Free"

Person thinks 2003 is 30 years ago because 2023 to 2013 is 10 years and 2023 to 2003 is 20, so 20 + 10 = 30

Person thinks Antarctica is a country, not a continent

Person thinks 2021 was a leap year and 2025 is the next one because they say February 2024 has 28 days

A "Grandma phone" for sale for $150, showing a gramophone

"The loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user friendly devices makes me so sad; I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whom"; response: "Probably out of their mother"

"I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks in"; "Damnnn, but why snacks," "is your head just for decoration?"

A Facebook screenshot showing a comment debate about whether nature creates right angles, with an image of a natural pyrite crystal

Screenshot of a social media comment section with a humorous typo referring to someone having the voice of an "angle" with a reply asking, "Acute or obtuse?"

A screenshot of a social media post, with someone saying "I don't understand — can someone draw me a diaphragm?" with someone else attaching a diagram of the the human respiratory system, highlighting the diaphragm

"I am = I'm; Am doesn't exist in the English vocabulary, please stop using it" and a reaction image of a perplexed man captioned, "Am I a joke to you?"

A screenshot of a social media post about someone experiencing severe cramps and jokingly calling for "meta-paws," with humorous response: "Meta-paws yelling back your 31"

Two YouTube comments: "Wait, you mean this show was fake the whole time?" response: "I reviews to believe it"

Someone posts a comment referring to a paycheck as a "paycheque," someone else makes a snarky comment about learning how to spell "paycheck," and someone responds with a dictionary entry with alternative spellings of the word

"I just found out I'm lacrosse and talented, idk what it means but I think I can't cheese anymore or some shit': response: "OK this physically hurt me to read"

Text from an online comment discussing children in Yemen, questioning the reader's knowledge about Yemen and then saying "but I did grass" instead of "but I digress"

Summarized tweet: A user says to find someone "and make him face the quince quinces" instead of "the consequences"

Screenshot of a headline, "Trudeau says Canada is…" followed by social media comment: "Delusions of granger much?? Gaslighting at its stupidest lmao"

Social media post: "I got the job!! So excited!! On words and upwards!"

Stainless steel gas grill on a deck with cleaning products; caption mentions it needs cleaning and comes with a "pro pain tank"

Gym sign asks to respect upstairs residents by not slamming weights and keeping music "to a low decimal"

"the 'and many others' line is such a mycrowchawsum of everything i really dislike about these 'puzzles' theres no process of finding the answer theres no way of working it out on your own"

"they had all the excuses in the book as to why they broke up, but I think they took the opportunity for granite"

"as an American I'm a Paul that you want [cut off]"

"I love these moments! Wouldn't change it for the world but once u move or cough ur playing rush and roulette"

"How dare you harass someone who says he's stabbed and shot at people he's a pillow of our community"

"The one save and grace with nurse is that the games are over before they're even started"

"I just spelt my drink all over me"

"Some people are just helmet on being miserable, how sad"

"I can't walk on flat ground little loan a skinny board"

"Praying a pond the weakness of others sounds more like a villain than a hero"

"Anyone else and the judge would say 'Shut up or the bailiff will sing you a la la bye'"

Person says someone isn't African because they're Moroccan

Person holds a snowball with a hole being melted by a lighter to suggest it's an example of how government is keeping information from us