What a dumb, dumb month.

Telling someone "You look like an art piece from the rain and sauce era" instead of Renaissance and then "correct" it to "ray and sorts" and "rein a source"

"I was C-sectioned prematurely; by medical definition I was never born"; "A c-section birth is birth," "No, the medical definition requires the child to pass through a birth canal"

"The appalachian mountains memorise me"

"I couldn't be a Sarah get mother unless ya baby daddy finna be my man my whole pregnancy"

"Mexico was so urethral"

"How did Hollywood know what the Earth looked like before NASA?" with image of a 1927 globe and "A Universal Picture" promo inside it

"Can Italians, Spanish, and French ppl understand each other," "these are 3 different languages," and "American and English and Australian are different language too they still understand each other"

"Is there an app where you can take a photo of your tv and it uses fecal recognition to tell you who the actor is?"

"Band joe for $250" with image of a banjo

"Looking for a local dog wanker for during the week."

"I keep all this stuff too; I also think it's more of a scent of mental thing and not because one is having feminine urge lol"

"Not being able to name at least 5 African countries is wild," "Lemme try: Egypt, Uganda, South Africa, Congo, Nigeria, Rwanda," "LMFAO bro said South Africa — that ain't a country that's a direction"

"Just because she puts her side on TikTok doesn't mean it's gospel; we have no idea what goes on behind clothes doors"

"What in carnation were we thinking?" with image of an infinity reusable cloth hand towel in a public bathroom

"9 out of 10 is the same thing as 19 out of 20, dunce"

"Would a nose rectum piercing suite me"

"I paid him $10,000 every day he stayed in this grocery store w/o leaving" w/response: "I would stay here for 11 days only and make 1.1 million: $10,000 x 11 days = $1,1000,000

"What will kill us in the playoffs: deep ball coverage, quarterbacks who can run, failing to go for the juggler and allowing teams to hand around, special teams coverage, abandoning the run game, and field goal kicker"

Photo of a small insect with text, "Is that a crust asian?"

Text exchange: "Technically Wales is not a country," "Wales is very much a country," "Name one thing that makes it a country?" "Having its own identify, culture, national anthem, flag," and "Texas has own flag, my neighbor has own flag"

"Hate to burst your bottle buddy but a lot of people like him"

"Cervix announcement guys, don't waive at them as you pass by the weigh station, they take it very personally," showing a car with a long ticket/receipt hanging outside the window

"Well I finally tried to add bacon soda to my wings to make them crisper — hubby did not like them at all; won't do it again!"

"Bro, you're a medicine society"

"wtf did i just saw?!"

"Scientists are reincarnating the woolly mammoth to return in 4 years," "Wow! That animal went instinct for a reason; that should be illegal!"

"Only two stars I see in the sky right now; anyone tell me there consultations?"

"I've always wondered how center blocks were made," "They are called CINDER blocks," "Man I'm a 37yr old electrician and I seriously didn't know that good looking out" with many laugh emojis

"We often use swords and sometimes a bone and arrow"

"History books really convinced us that early humans used to hunt woolly mammoths with spears; that animal weighed 5 tons, with a speed of 24 mph; imagine trying to stop a Uhual truck with a spear — that's how I know most of ancient history is BS"

"No one has directly observed a germ, they've never been proven," "I've seen bacteria, viruses, and parasites over the years; that's what happens when you spend years in a medical microbiology lab setting," "Have you ever seen one without a microscope?'"

"48 hours later you see this on the peach tree dish"

"How did the human race survive for thousands of years without vaccines? "They died, in great numbers," "But we are still here without them?"

"why are the apes that are still here not evolving into humans?" "Why should every ape species evolve into humans? There's no reason for that to be the case"

"What part of America do you live in," "West coast US not California," "Uh California is part of the West Coast," "No its not."

Exchange: "It says this is crocheted but it looks knitted," "The terms mean the same thing," "No, crochet and knit are completely different; which did you use: a crochet hook or knitted needles?" "You're mistaken, they use crochet in US and knit in UK"