The presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump is a night that’ll go down in Twitter history.
Either way, here are the best jokes:
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SHES PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEYRE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIESpic.twitter.com/2TGhRm4JTc
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Kamala saidpic.twitter.com/GNRqUyD5Qb
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as funny as this is at times.
Harris: JD Vance said you would sign a national abortion ban.Trump:pic.twitter.com/y1qy1k9Sz9
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Thats why I got involved in the taliban.pic.twitter.com/YSLNIf0Bj5
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pic.twitter.com/6TJwNlEoVE
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Abdul, the head of the Taliban, being woken up by his assistantpic.twitter.com/68tiaX9X7I
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Chickens and Cows hearing that Dogs and Cats are being eaten nowpic.twitter.com/xzvI8KMn9X
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We went from murking babies at 9 months of gestation to immigrants stealing & eating pets.
I need some water.#PresidentialDebate
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Biden probably at the house smiling facing in the wrong direction from the tv
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Call Kamala a Springfield resident bc she ate
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TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love
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If I send you this it means you sound insane.#Debate2024pic.twitter.com/Tf4pGiPJcH
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The babies lining up for they execution:pic.twitter.com/7Yy8dPWpOg
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Real photo from the debate stagepic.twitter.com/RsLGKZWH8E
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Kamalas facial expressionspic.twitter.com/T01IwQxxkG
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This is the moment he knew he was cookedpic.twitter.com/fZRl7YUtTd
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PARTNER: Do you have the motion drafted?ASSOCIATE: I have concepts of the motion.
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we got Taylorpic.twitter.com/9hF00voNoA
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Donald Trump: Theyre eating the dogs!
Theyre eating the cats!pic.twitter.com/f2qv6G3Nns
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Wed like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.
Transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison?
!pic.twitter.com/udHvzcKwvD
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“post-birth abortions are illegal in everystate” end it Linsey Davis!#Debate2024pic.twitter.com/wip8uVsgha
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Donald Trump wasnt going to shake Kamala Harriss hand.
She forced him to.
This debate better than baddies#Debate2024
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Eating pets????????
?#debate2024pic.twitter.com/8K7qIDIpP5
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Side bar…her mug is everything and these shoulder pads are lethal.
Give her her things right now.
#Debate2024pic.twitter.com/qHMuePcGc4
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same Kamala, same#Debate2024pic.twitter.com/8Cszb6FvSo
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Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting theyre eating the dogs
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We gotta stay focused but I feel you lmaohttps://t.co/5poF23oL6f
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Oh ABC said they are not CNN and you dont get to say whatever you want!!
TURN ON KAMALAS MIC SO WE CAN HEAR HER LAUGH
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Fact checkers after only 9 minutes of the#PresidentialDebatepic.twitter.com/Rq896PLMby
