“We met years before because I was having sex with her mother.”
I guess, to each its own here!
Being the gentleman, I offered to pay to repair it."
“I told my boyfriend I was going home to my family for Christmas.
I told my family I was visiting my boyfriend’s family for Christmas.
I stayed home and did nothing all day.”
u/ErinLee99
3.
“Ive slept with her new stepmother in the past.
Some things we just gotta take to the grave.
It was 12 years ago, almost a decade before I met my partner.
Its just a small ass town.
u/aReelProblem
4.
“Before she went home for a month, she planted tomatoes and planted seeds.
She wanted me to take care of them.
Try as I might, they didnt grow.
u/0rangeMarmalade
6.
“That the first time we met wasn’t the first time we met.
We met years before because I was having sex with her mother.”
u/kronos0315
8.
“I truly appreciate she made my lunches for work.
One day, she made me chicken breast and zucchini.
I was at work when a co-worker said, ‘Hey, do you wanna go to lunch?
We are going to Freebirds.’
I tossed the lunch she made and went for the burrito.
When I got home, she asked if I had enjoyed the lunch she had made.
I replied, ‘I can’t even begin to tell you how good it was.’
I didn’t lie, but I wasn’t truthful.
I know it’s shitty, and I still feel bad about it.”
u/Ok-Relief4772
9.
“I once accidentally broke something they loved and blamed it on the cat.”
“One time, I was driving my husband’s car.
I ran into a guard rail because my eyes were looking at the sign and not the road.
To my surprise, there was none!
I only learned this a couple weeks after the fact.
“He said he thought another car must have run into his while it was parked.
It’s been three years now, and I still haven’t mentioned it.
It’s a pretty big dent, too like a foot wide.
I am constantly reminded of it every time I see his car.”
u/margyrakis
11.
“Her sister got way too drunk a few years ago and made a pass at me.
Sis never brought it up again, so either she forgot, or she’s dying inside.
To be fair to the girl, it was incredibly out of character for her.
If I bring it up, I’m pretty sure it will sound super sus.
u/Arthurius-Denticus
12.
“My ex was a momma’s boy.
My ex-mother-in-law insisted he was allergic to scented laundry soap when we used it for years.
To this day, I don’t know why she kept bringing it up.
No outbreaks, symptoms, etc.
(And ironically, it had a similar scent.)
He never caught on.
He even started saying his mother was right, and he felt better.
I never told him the truth.
Not even after the divorce.
I still chuckle about it.”
u/Thesilverfoxetter
13.
“I was supposed to take the initial test to apply for the FBI.
Instead, I ditched the test and sawDeadpool and Wolverineon a Monday morning.”
“My ex would sometimes make some really bad wardrobe choices.
Occasionally, when I was doing the laundry, those clothes would end up in the trash.
She never seemed to notice they were missing, and Id give her money to get new clothes.”
u/Tropical_Warlock
15.
“Me (F) and my boyfriend have been together five years.
We have sex regularly I have NEVER came, not once, not ever.
I have been faking it for five years and many more to come.
That is a secret that I will die with.”
u/TimelyMistake137
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