Here are some of the most-upvoted responses:

Note: we (obviously) don’t condone these behaviours!

“When I was in college, parking was $500/semester which I couldn’t afford.

I simply went to class each day until I got a parking ticket.

Judy Hopps from Zootopia, dressed in a police uniform and high-visibility vest, uses a ticketing device on a city street

I went online and paid the $50 fine but kept the ticket.

u/No_Community_2764

2. u/PlasticSchedule6349

3. u/StubbinMyNubbin

“I’m suremanyof us!

u/eugenesnewdream

4. u/TraditionalLion3451

5.

A woman with bangs and her hair up, wearing a black off-shoulder dress and choker with a cross pendant, looks surprised in a dimly lit room

“During football season I provide verbal accounts of the gamewithout consent of the NFL.”

Oh…

6.

“I illegally jaywalk all the time.

A woman is wearing a blue "Cloud 9" employee shirt with a badge that says "SUPERCLOUD." She has a surprised expression and stands in what appears to be a break room or store

I just can’t resist the thrill of crossing the street wherever I kindly.”

u/DarknessOverloadd

“I jaywalk like it’s an Olympic sport.”

u/Vast_Permission4110

7.

A close-up of Jordan Peele sweating profusely, looking anxious or nervous

“I buy organic veggies and ring it up as non-organic at the self-checkout.”

u/1v1slappersonly

8.

“I exceed the speed limit 80% of the time I’m behind the wheel.

A living green plant wearing a dark knitted hat, covering its upper leaves, with a "Bites" sign in the background

Not because I like driving fast but because I hate driving.

I just want to get it over with.

Teleporters can’t come soon enough.”

Homer Simpson is seated at a desk, eating multiple donuts from a box labeled "One Per Employee."

u/kirksucks

9.

“I have not paid for any digital media (movies, music, software) since 2011.”

u/According_Ad860

10.

“I drove a car without a title, registration or insurance for about six years.

Going anywhere was constant anxiety of being pulled over.

Glad those days are over.”

u/thai_iced_queef

11.

“I shoplift from big chains.

I do not care.”

u/AimBotLike

12.

Its a minor infraction, but I venture to be mindful of it.

u/No_Helicopter_5027

13.

“Taking cuttings and propagating plants under patent.

Im a bad girl.”

u/thatsthewayihateit

14.

“My landlord only allows two cats, but secretly, there’s four.”

u/Rare-Complaint1708

15. u/MehhicoPerth

16.

“Sometimes I take a doughnut in the store and eat as I shop.”

u/Prestigious_Lock1659

17.

“I started a shoplifting ring in my city and was eventually caught.

I was arrested and had to go to jail.”

u/Ashluvsburritos

Shout out tor/AskRedditandu/Center_Power_Unitfor having this discussion.

Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.