“I know that ‘forgot password’ button hate to see me coming.”
@fckitsjay
Welcome, welcome.
You’ve survived another brutally hot,very chaoticsummer.
It’s time to reward yourself with some laughs as we head into fall.
asked what I was doing on my laptop.
I said: “I’m working on my lunch break.”
And he said, in an adorable French accent: “Ah!
I did not know that people could work on their lunch breaks!”
Ive been afraid of AI since this girlie hit the scenepic.twitter.com/NpDBGZfcWX
5.
Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far.
Do my pockets not look abundant?
Am I not immersed in the moment?
Me: what a nice weekend.
I’m in such a good mood.
FBI couldnt waterboard it out of me
12.
Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen…okaycanyouseeit?
I love when an IT guy refers to my laptop as your machine
14.
This economy is insane
15.
Do we have houses?https://t.co/6Zn9QB15dO
16.
The recession is getting loudhttps://t.co/uWlZ0KFpNZ
17. well, everyone on Reddit says that you are the asshole.
morning, night, midday, twice a days, im like this is outrageous.
today, im here & there are two of them.
theyre twins lmao its all adding up
23.
Okay dude sorry fuck.
My fucking faultpic.twitter.com/kss7tfpTSw
25.
Ohhhhmygod my bra is showing?
Should we tell everyone?
Should we throw a dress code disciplinary meeting?
they were jealous of me
32.
I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I dont care.
I just dont care.
Fuck that piece of toast.
And fuck my life
34.
Cause I dont have any moneyLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
35.
It’s so wild that there are people who can identify cars by sight.
It must be like seeing those colors only shrimp can see.
38.
i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester.
i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist.
my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.
the fuck you got in that phone lil sneaky bitch
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