“This is why I’ll never tell her.”
Here is what they shared:
1.
She’s TERRIFIED of snakes.
I ran out to the garage, grabbed a bucket and lid, picked up Mr.
I’m guessing it got in from around one of the HVAC boots on the floor nearby."
“If I brought it up, I would have had to move in the middle of that night.
If I bring it up now, I’ll have to move tonight.
u/superfly355
2.
“My husband is a musician.
Hehe, guess youll never know, babe.”
“On our first date, I went to pick her up.
I got to her house and parked across the street.
The secret: I actually got diarrhea.”
u/Electroman682
4.
“When we play puzzle-oriented video games, I dont speak up when I solve it in my head.
Shes new to it, and I want her to enjoy it with me.”
“I created five Twitch accounts and jump in on each of them when he streams.
I also send him bits from each account.
He is a small streamer and felt like he wasnt having much luck.”
u/Superb-Commission-73
6.
“I borrowed his expensive sunglasses out of the car for a lunch date and lost them.
He came in and told me after speaking with the police, ‘AND they took my nice Ray-Bans!’
I thought for four seconds calculating… and replied, ‘THOSE SONS OF A …’ Nevertheless.
I will never admit it.”
u/WindowWatchingWidow
7.
“I don’t really know the Final Jeopardy answer every night.
The question and answer is posted online before the show comes on.
He’s always so amazed by me.
Tonight’s answer is: Who is Mary Poppins?”
“Her brother cheats on his wife.
She adores him.”
u/vicpride99
9.
“That Ive been having dark thoughts again.
I dont want him to worry about me more than he already does.
u/Nice_Violinist9736
11. u/Upstate-Expat4255
12.
The guy at the desk recognized me but was professional enough not to say anything.”
“Ive got another bank account that I regularly deposit money into.
u/Natural-Fox-5856
14.
“His mum told me to leave him right before she died.
She was worried he would turn out like his father.”
u/Anerratic
15.
“That my mom gave me a choice, ‘Me or her.’
I told her I wasn’t going to make that choice.
It took my mom a good two or three years to finally warm up to my wife.
At the end of my mom’s life, my wife and I got along fantastically.
In the beginning, not so much.”
u/Rebootkid
16.
“That I slept with her psychiatrist before I met her.
I accompany my girlfriend to her doctor’s appointment for support.
I don’t know if the doctor saw or recognized me.
