Sabrina to this smoothie: “I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherf*cker.”
So, as a longtime Sabrina fan (justice for EVOLution!!!)
For science, obviously.
At first glance, the Short n' Sweet smoothie isn’t all that fancy.
One 10.6-oz bag of the stuffcosts $99.
Will one of these smoothies give me Sabrina’s luscious locks or glowy skin?
When I got to Erewhon, the tonic bar line was looooong.
I did see a few fellow Carpenters toting their bright blue beverages, though.
Here she is, in all her glory!
It’s giving summer!
And now, for the taste test.
The smoothie was super thick almost like a milkshake in texture and a tad bit chalky.
Overall, it tasted like a healthier, mango-forward version of a pina colada with a hint of vanilla.
Not the sweet, dessert-y kind of vanilla, but more of an understated, almost graham cracker-like flavor.
It was very much giving “drink you’d order at the beach on vacation.”
Make it a moment!
Make the collaboration actually make sense as a thing that needs to exist!
Was it good?
Yeah, I’d say so.
Was it worth the $23, though?
Ehh, I’m not so sure.
I personally am not in a rush to get another one.
