“I lied about being colourblind to everybody I know.”
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The man would not budge.
It somehow escalated from ‘you shouldn’t bring things here’ to ‘you will all leave.’
Then someone suggested calling the director.
She had NOT authorised us to bring chess sets.
Our behaviour was inexcusable (?!).
Then she hung up.
r/mildlyinfuriating,u/Jiriakel
9.
“AITA for telling my father ‘I do know about that’?”
“I (F28) am a wildlife biologist.
I have a masters degree in Wildlife Conservation and am hoping to go for my doctorate soon.
I have worked in this field since I was sixteen, and am very passionate about it.
I was very excited to talk about my current research!
Heres where the issue comes in, though.
Eventually, I responded Well, I do, given the two degrees and all!
I responded in a light, playful tone, but he did not take it well at all.
He immediately accused me of being disrespectful.
Dinner got pretty quiet after that.
I am a 28-year-old professional, this feels insane to me.
r/AmItheAsshole,u/SchemeLong4640
10.
I was not on mute.”
I exclaimed in pure frustration, ‘Jesus Christ, check my f*cking calendar!’
The meeting got really quiet and I realised what happened.
I just gave a little sheepish ‘my bad, thought I was muted’ and went silent.
I apologised, and said it was very unprofessional.
u/ospreyguy
14.
“I told people I got hit by a car but I actually ran myself over.”
Id already been drinking as wed gone to a winery.
I got in the car and couldn’t find what I was looking for.
The car started rolling back and I got up to chase after it.
My 2900-pound SUV rolled over the back of my left leg.
It slowly backed into another vehicle and finally stopped.
Nobody was outside or saw me.
They said I looked dishevelled and asked me what happened.
u/Ohok_hmm
16.
“I lied about being colourblind to everybody I know.”
“It began in elementary, where I told all my friends and began hinting towards my parents.
I began doing extensive research on certain types of colour blindness, and their commonness.
I chose the most common key in, a red-green colourblind key in.
I was too deep into this lie.
Soon after, I was gifted colourblind glasses by family.
He and his family believe I am colourblind.
Everyone in my life believes I am colourblind.
I cannot tell a single soul.
u/StandingMannequin
17.
“I had the winning lottery numbers and changed it.”
I used quick pick to pick my numbers in the app and decided to change them.
I went back and forth between 25 and 34, and thought 25 would be the better choice.
I would have been set for life….”
u/tinalane0/r/mildlyinfuriating
23.
I have no idea why but it amuses her.
I knew she was lying because I know her.
So I made a plan with my friends.
One of them does cosplay and helped me out with a very basic trick.
The other two who were also present at my party were there to play along and make it worse.
When my mum smashed my face into the cake as expected I screamed like I was shot.
The patch had a stub of candle that stuck out between my fingers and some fake blood.
My friends came to the rescue and I screamed that I couldn’t see out of that eye.
One of them looked under my hand and pretended to have to go to the bathroom to throw up.
My mum literally fainted.
Once that happened I called off the joke really quickly.
I showed everyone that it was just a joke.
But the day was wrecked.
There was fake blood everywhere and someone had called an ambulance.
Which was good because we ended up needing it for my mum.
u/Key-Energy9234/r/AITAH
24.
“I made my brother think he has alopecia for the last 15 years.”
“This is probably the pettiest thing I have ever done, and I regret it to this day.
My brother used to constantly sneak into my bathroom and steal my nice shampoo.
He would use it, and most of the time, he would leave it open in the bathtub.
This would result in the rest of the shampoo going down the drain, leaving me with empty containers.
I hated him for taking my things.
One day, I went out and purchased hair removal cream.
I mixed this into my shampoo bottle and left it in my bathroom.
Seeing what I had done, I immediately emptied the remaining shampoo.
I felt terrible, and I truly didnt think it would have as dramatic an effect as it did.
My mother took him to the doctor to get checked out, and they diagnosed him with alopecia.
He then had to start using this special and terrible-smelling shampoo to combat this.
u/bigbumcutegold/r/confessions
25.
“I’ve been running a company totally drunk for more than a year.”
“Literally every decision is made drunk.
All while blackout or at least buzzed.”
r/confession,r/MarinatedumSock
32.
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