The Maitlands' neighbor can go to hell.
It goes without saying that the original1988Beetlejuiceis a classic for a reason.
Its Danny Elfman, isnt it?

Of course, it is.
Those woodwinds are working hard.
AND ADAM’S HOLDING IT?

Wait… did he just THROW the spider out the window with nowhere to land?
Is this spider Spider-Man?
RIP, little guy.

(At least the view from the window looks nice?)
3.Aw,Geena Davis!!
And she gave her husband a vacation present?

Wait, did they both give each other vacation presents??
Am I supposed to give my significant other a vacation present?
4.Oh, they’re so cute and playful together.

Is their relationship dynamic extremely healthy, or is it just me?
5.Okay, who is Jane?
Do we like Jane?

Was Jane the one who was calling?
Oh, hell no.
Jane can suck it.

AND SHE GOES AROUND THE HOUSE TO TALK TO ADAM?
Let me fight her.
7.Okay, now that Jane is finally gone, lets get back to this cute couple.

Ive never seen a couple so happy to do errands together.
Wheres this dogs owner?
9.Oh wow, Adam just left Bill hanging… and Bill just kept on talking.

#justiceforbill
10.Again with this damn dog!
Where is his owner?
Is he the mayor of this town?

11.Oh my god, Barbara almost hit the dog!
And the dog didnt freak out at all?
And he left Barb and Adam to die?

What is going on?
12.Signs youre dead #1: A fireplace burning out of nowhere.
Wait… BARBARA BURNING OUT OF NOWHERE.

Barbara, girl, are you okay??
14.Signs youre dead #2: no reflection.
15.Oh, here comes Betelgeuse.

Look at him engaging in some self-care while he reads the newspaper.
There are a few candles, a large liquor bottle, and an ashtray filled with cigarette butts.
The 80s version of self-care.

16.Why are Barbara and Adam cleaning their home even after theyre dead?
WHY IS JANE SHOWING UP TO THEIR HOUSE?
Oh, Jane finally sold the house.

17.Youre finally going to be able to cook a decent meal.
Oh, this man wants to die.
18.A little gasoline, a blowtorch.

I will steal this phrase to answer all of my life problems.
Thank you very much.
19.Why is this man coming through the window of their home?

I will not stop living and breathing art just because you should probably relax.
Im here with you.
I will live with you in this hell hole, but I must express myself.

How do I get this whole thing crocheted on a pillow??
21.Oh, these sandworms do NOT like the Maitlands.
Can we hey get Jane on Saturn instead?

“My whole life is a Darkroom.
Another quote for thethrow pillows.
23.Oh, snap, Lydia spots the ghosts…
24.OMG IS JANE BACK???

[The Maitlands] were family.
Jane is really testing me.
Also, do she and her daughter wear the same outfits in every scene?

First, the black and white outfits, and now these yellow and blue numbers?
Let your child be their own person, Jane!!
25.Oh, Betelgeuse returns to the chat: Ill eat anything you want me to eat.

Ill swallow anything you want me to swallow.
So come on down.
Ill chew on the dog.

So, we agree the dog is a murderer, right??
26.Of course, the Neitherworld has its own DMV.
Also, Miss Argentina is one of the best-designed side characters in film history.

Juno, what are you thinking???
Oh, youre a full-blown baddie.
28.LYDIA, why are you taking photos of the Deetz after they did the deed???

This isnt art, honey!!
And why are you taking so many pictures of them if it actuallywasthem??
At least he asked Adam if he was overstepping his bounds AFTER kissing his wife.

30.Does Betelgeuse have toxic ex-boyfriend energy???
Just come up for a while.
The house is a mess dont pay attention to it!

ILL FIX YOU SOMETHING TO EAT!Michael Keatonjust wants to be loved!!
31.WHY IS OTHO SO MEAN???
You know what they say about people who commit suicide?

In the afterlife, they become Civil Servants.
Ohhh, I guess that’s what happened to Miss Argentina.
Is this what adulthood is???

These ghosts are learning!!
But the Deetzes are more entertained than scared.
34.Excuse me??

What did Delias agent say??
I have consistently lost money on her work for years.
Delia, you are a flake.

You have always been a flake.
If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculptures.
GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL, SIR.

GO, DELIA, GO.
TAKE YOUR POWER BACK!!
36.IS THAT A GIANT BETELGEUSE SNAKE??

37.Well, I wasnt expecting a family film to have a scene with adult entertainment yet.
At least the Inferno Room has air conditioning.
38.OMG, they found Juno again maybe she can fix this shit show.

Oh… SHE was the one who thought of the brothel??
And shes telling the Maitlands they screwed up.
I think Juno needs to take a vacation maybe ahomevacation??

39.I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design.
YOU KNOW NOTHING OTHO SNOW.
40.Wait, why is Lydia writing the letter??

Did that snake cause her to feel this way?
Was it because she almost lost her dad?
She seemed angry at Adam and Barbara!

Didnt your parents teach you not to talk to strange men in front of brothels????
Get away from Betelgeuse, young lady!
43.Didnt the dad come all the way to Connecticut to rest??

And now hes pitching to his boss??
Is this what Delia has to deal with?
44.NOOO, Adam and Barbara are dying… ## 46.Yesssss!!

Barbara coming in to save the day!
#womengetshitdone
47.OMG, are Adam and Barbara co-parenting Lydia now?
Which means they consider Lydia to be their child??!!

49.Wait… what is Betelgeuse up to??
Oh, just him harassing women again.
50.Lets go back to the house because Lydia is finally HAPPPYYYY!!!

What a perfect way to end this movie!






