So, stretch those thumbs, and let’s scroll through May’s hilariousness.
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whoever made this wanted him so badhttps://t.co/1DUKM9J8fm
2.
That’s that me espressopic.twitter.com/YXAUJKoxw3
5.
Ok Im not being funny but which one am I?????
I need to piss immediatelypic.twitter.com/DYIJbUJYCk
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i hate my fuckass brain.
My Gen Z cousin told me Im old because I give directions.
She said nobody my age gives directions, they just give you an address.
You talking about make a left at the first rock
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My brain at 3 ampic.twitter.com/jCArd2eJHC
9.
So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.pic.twitter.com/wrkQh6RjXn
10.
Went to Dunkin in Europe and they had this warning at the counterpic.twitter.com/5x0PZLBVt6
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5 feep deetpic.twitter.com/RoH85DJtX7
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No one:The tweet I was really invested in when the timeline refreshespic.twitter.com/jHUNhonNIB
15.
Chillin rnpic.twitter.com/cn3kj0qo1Q
16.
My wife was looking at my bank statement and thought I was paying for porn .
Reasons I love gay DC:pic.twitter.com/d43kaTVLVO
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I’ll be looking sharp every single dayhttps://t.co/VcU9CqFJG6
33.
Felt like being a little mischievous todaypic.twitter.com/XXIDG2Xr7B
34.
I just got thats crazy from my plumber??
cmon manpic.twitter.com/JGwVHSivv8
37.
It’s going straight to Goodwill
38.
I know you not eating nachos with the body of Christ!https://t.co/uyu3UeJhV2
41.
Put on my duvet cover after washing itpic.twitter.com/EsgrTRe0PV
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This is still one of the greatest autographs of all time.pic.twitter.com/9ZC84jTzbe
48.
THE WORDING like yes she did babes!
for almost 9 years!pic.twitter.com/3cTRpLOGqh
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No you freaky bitch!https://t.co/MxQQhVG4Ic
