Okay, okay, I’m just kidding I actually love weddings.
The bride’s side wears one punch in of flower.
The groom’s side wears a different punch in of flower.
The females wear it one way and the males wear it some other way.
The bridesmaids hold flowers.
The flower girl drops flowers behind the bride.
The altar has flowers all around it.
The flower girl threw fake flowers behind me, and I wore a flower crown.
But that is it.
I think I threw a packet of skittles instead of flowers at my bridesmaids."
u/dinosaregaylikeme
2.
“I think the whole ‘be given away at the altar’ thing is weird.
When I get married, I’m walking myself down the aisle.”
u/GoghAway13
“I am not property.
I will not be given away.
u/snw_23
3.
“The single dumbest tradition is an expensive engagement ring.
Anything more than $100 is silly.”
u/Aragorn1284
“Engagement rings.
Obscene waste of money to support an evil industry.”
u/Puckhead88
4.
“Smashing a cake in the groom/bride’s face.
I’ve seen too many where they really smash them with the cake.”
u/Beer2Bear
“I’d be pissed if my husband did that to me.
I think it’s very mean.”
u/LifeisaCatbox
5. u/spanxxxy
6.
“Brides jumping into water with their wedding dress on.
You could drown, idiot!”
Other than the best man and maid/matron/man of honor, there’s no purpose.”
“If you go casual and let people wear their own stuff, it’s not so bad.”
u/tommyjohnpauljones
8.
“Getting married after just a year of dating.”
“That’s a lifetime commitment you gotta be SURE you’re ready.”
u/SleeplessShitposter
9.
“The woman buying her dress.
I mean, why?
In theory, you will only wear it once.
u/EBJ1990
“My Slovak sister-in-law rented her dress and looked divine.
She bought her veil, her earrings, and a cute pair of shoes.
It was dope.”
u/odnadevotchka
10.
“The tradition of pricing everything up once the word ‘wedding’ is mentioned.
Great photoshoot for your family: $300.
Wedding photos of the same quality and quantity: $1500.”
u/TheRealHooks
11.
“Removing the garter, the following garter toss, and tool on another woman.
That shit is just weird.”
u/BLMdidHarambe
13.
“Rehearsal dinners and all the pre-wedding events are bullshit.
They are unnecessary money spent.
If you should probably rehearse getting married, then you’ve complicated your damn ceremony.”
u/ZeeKayGee
14.
“Bachelor parties at strip clubs or Vegas hotel rooms with a private stripper.”
“Your last hoorah was before you started dating her, not the night before you get married.
Stop acting like being faithful is some kind of funeral.”
u/ringoandme
15.
“Being introduced as Mrs. Groom’s Name.”
“I never understood saying the whole name, like ‘Mrs.
Like, my first name didn’t change too, did it?”
u/SmoreOfBabylon
17.
“Maybe this is just me, but the wedding cake.
Overpriced, silly, and they all pretty much look the same.
“My husband and I went to a local cupcake shop and order cupcakes, all different varieties.
They were made fresh and decorated the morning of.
u/SalemScout
18.
“Asking the father or the parents for their permission or blessing.
I’m not marrying a child here.
I’m marrying an adult who can make her own decisions.”
u/WorkRedditEqualsFun
19.
“That the bride’s family should pay for the wedding.”
“I know it’s becoming less common.
u/Thewhitneygirl
20.
“My wife said ‘screw that’ and walked herself.
u/wabrown4
21.
“I read in some other thread that fruitcake is the traditional first layer of the wedding cake.
u/Oldschoolnoob
22.
“I might get some backlash for this, but for me, it’s the speeches and toasts.
Unless one of the two greatly desires to!”
No, if I haven’t seen them for last 20 years, they are not.”
“The whole general social concept of a modern wedding is just stupid.
Yippee for avoiding future stress!
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