Apologies in advance for all the groans and eye-rolling these jokes will cause.

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1.What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Ryan Reynolds sits on a couch wearing a casual sweater, looking at his watch, and saying, "That's a good one, Jimbo!"

2.How do you get in touch with a Roman architect?

3.Why did the coffee call the police?

4.What do you call a magician who lost their magic?

Prime mates

5.How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?

6.How does NASA organize a party?

7.What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

You column

8.When is a door not a door?

9.Why did the scarecrow get an award?

10.What happened to the exorcist’s car?

It was mugged

11.Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

12.What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

13.Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Ian

14.Why did the taxi driver get fired?

15.What did the horse say after it fell down?

16.Why was the broom late?

You rocket

17.Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

18.What do prisoners use to call each other?

19.Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peekaboo accident?

They planet

Same middle name

When it's ajar

He was outstanding in his field

It was repossessed

She didn't have the guts

Towels

He has a green thumb

He didn't go the extra mile

I've fallen and I can't giddyup

It overswept

He couldn't see himself doing it

Cell phones

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