“There was fake blood everywhere and someone had called an ambulance.

Which was good, because we ended up needing it for my mum.”

Here’s our selection from this week!

“I had the winning lottery numbers and changed it.”

I used quick pick to pick my numbers in the app and decided to change them.

I went back and forth between 25 and 34, and thought 25 would be the better choice.

I would have been set for life…."

u/tinalane0/r/mildlyinfuriating

8.

I have no idea why but it amuses her.

I knew she was lying because I know her.

So I made a plan with my friends.

One of them does cosplay and helped me out with a very basic trick.

The other two who were also present at my party were there to play along and make it worse.

When my mum smashed my face into the cake as expected I screamed like I was shot.

The patch had a stub of candle that stuck out between my fingers and some fake blood.

My friends came to the rescue and I screamed that I couldn’t see out of that eye.

One of them looked under my hand and pretended to have to go to the bathroom to throw up.

My mum literally fainted.

Once that happened I called off the joke really quickly.

I showed everyone that it was just a joke.

But the day was wrecked.

There was fake blood everywhere and someone had called an ambulance.

Which was good because we ended up needing it for my mum.

u/Key-Energy9234/r/AITAH

18.

“I made my brother think he has alopecia for the last 15 years.”

“This is probably the pettiest thing I have ever done, and I regret it to this day.

My brother used to constantly sneak into my bathroom and steal my nice shampoo.

He would use it, and most of the time, he would leave it open in the bathtub.

This would result in the rest of the shampoo going down the drain, leaving me with empty containers.

I hated him for taking my things.

One day, I went out and purchased hair removal cream.

I mixed this into my shampoo bottle and left it in my bathroom.

Seeing what I had done, I immediately emptied the remaining shampoo.

I felt terrible, and I truly didnt think it would have as dramatic an effect as it did.

My mother took him to the doctor to get checked out, and they diagnosed him with alopecia.

He then had to start using this special and terrible-smelling shampoo to combat this.

u/bigbumcutegold/r/confessions

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