Well, people hada lotof thoughts.
“Moscow Mule: You’re just really excited to drink something out of a shiny copper cup.”
u/-ThatsNotIrony-
6.
“I assume that people who order martinis are high-functioning alcoholics.”
“A shot of Fernet basically translates to ‘I am a bartender from San Francisco.”
whyamithewalrus
8.
“If you order aShirley TempleI assume you’re joking… or you’re sober.”
u/smallerthings
10.
“A glass of Chardonnay: you’re probably married to an old rich guy.”
u/Modod_
12. u/lord_newt
14. u/fragilestories
16. u/hashtagpueb
18. u/rondell_jones
20.
“Anything with Malibu: It’s probablykaraokenight, ‘girls night,’ or a Bachelorette party.”
“A double brandy and Coke means you’re probably from South Africa…or Wisconsin.”
u/Scarlet_Rad
22. u/Tacos4Tech
26.
“Vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice might as well be called ‘the white girl.'”
Next you’ll probably say you could make it at home for half the price."
