Honestly, we’ve all been there.

Just maybe not this badly.

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person who is meowing on Zoom and doesn't realize their mic is on

tweet of someone saying "who's my litttle pee pee boy" to a cat while on Zoom

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reddit comment reading i once saw a guy shake his dates hand when she reached over to grab some bread

person asking "how does everybody taste" by mistake

Date where someone asks what was their worst first date and the other person says "probably this one"

person on Zoom thinks someone is talking to their dog but they are talking to a child

someone who doesn't realize their mic is on and calls someone else a nerd

person thinks they are taking a free sample but are just taking someone's meal

person saying meep meep" instead of "medium meal"

person who yelled "hello old friend" to what they thought was an empty restroom

Someone says hi to a lizard in the shower but someone in the neighboring shower answers

Sixth-grader told their teacher their parents never had sex because it's against their religion, and teacher tried to explain the "celibacy UNTIL marriage" concept, and student kept saying "No, they're good people, they don't do that"

tweet reading, "A water once told me a nice wine 'pairs' well with a certain food. I took a sip and said to the waiter, 'Wow you can really taste the pears.' My date literally facepalmed"

date where someone farts and gets ghosted

person calling a judge "your majesty"

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Tweet: "I was at the airport and the TSA agent said 'scan your license face down,' so i put my face on the scanner and waited"

Tweet: "One time i went to hand someone a bowl of hot soup and my brain tried to say 'careful it's hot' and 'here's your soup' so instead i blurted out 'careful, it's soup'"

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Tweet of a person replying "peepee poo poo" to what they think is an automated text but is actually from a behavioral health doctor

Tweet reading "my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him 'is this crème fraîche?' and he replied 'yeah we don’t serve out of date food' and I can’t stop thinking about it"

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person who ran into a deer walking while texting

Substitute teacher accused student of wearing wireless headphones and told him to hand them over, then she asked him a question and he didn't respond; she asked why, and he said he can't understand her 'cause she took his hearing aids

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person using an animal scale by mistake

Tweet about someone recalling how they unknowingly played guitar loudly on their patio while a neighbor was grieving a loved one

Person says in first grade they wanted to grow up to be a bird, and one day their neck and arms were covered in red bumps, so they cried to their teacher that they weren't ready to become a bird, but it turned out they were just allergic to yogurt

story of someone squirting hand sanitizer and saying "you're squirting over your pretty feet"

awkward interaction at the CVS photo booth

person saying "you're a problem" instead of "not a problem"

awkward moment of someone who is accidentally in gender studies class instead of math

person saying "have grass" instead of "have a great day"

awkward convo of someone who thinks they are talking to their cat

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person saying in class that the only way to not get pregnant is anal

person saying "I pleasure myself" instead of "the pleasure was all mine"

person saying, "I won't be back" instead of "I'll be right back"

person who accidentally tries on someone else's coat at tj maxx

tumblr post about someone mistaking their friend for a trash can

tweet about a guy who has to fart and thinks it's silent but its because hes listening to music on his ipod

tumblr post about someone spraying febreze into a fan and it immediately making them sick

tweet about someone running with some kids because they got scared but the kids were just running to the bus

tweet story about someone faking a sneeze because they accidentally said bless you through their wall

Tweet reading "When i was 12, i was signing a birthday card for my grandma and i wrote 'You're a great grandma' and she lost her shit because she thought i was telling her i was pregnant"

Tweet about someone passing gas very loudly and a boyfriend taking the fall, and that's how they knew he loved them

Tweet: "Meant to say 'hold on for a second' and 'give me a minute' to a customer and it came out as 'hold me for a second'; what a Monday"

person saying "mmm" instead of asking how food is

Tweet showing a text conversation with a Verizon worker who thinks they are being flirted with after asking for the customer's PIN and being told "CUTE"

Tweet about someone asking to add them on Facebook and then rejecting the request

Tweet reading "my lab partner said 'hi i'm christian' and i said 'hi i'm muslim'; christian is his name"

After waving in response to someone who was waving at another woman, person pretended to be hailing a taxi, which drove them to the airport, and now they're in Poland starting a new life

Tweet: "Screaming, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib; don't think i can ever recover from this"

Tweet: "a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump; i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello"

Tweet: "i saw a girl carrying a hamster so i asked if i could pet it but it was actually a muffin"

Tweet: "i once walked into Subway, asked for a 'mootball feetlong,' said shit, then walked out; I can never go back"

Tweet: "Dude asked for my number while I was cashing out and I said I'm not interested, and the guy says 'I meant for the rewards program'"

Text: "I had to go to the library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between 'I have to pay a fine' and 'I have to pay a fee' and I walked in and firmly stated 'I have to pee'"

Tumblr post: "I MEANT to say 'oh crap, I left my phone in my car,' but what I ACTUALLY said was “Ah, my fart cone"

Tweet: "When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans who each ordered a glass of red wine; she suggested they choose a LITRE instead, so one man raised his hand and said 'I’ll be the leader'”

Tumblr post: "My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so i tried to say 'quick' and 'fast' at the same time and ended up screaming 'quack'"