I’m officially convinced that old people should be the only people allowed on the internet.

A Facebook post reads: "I am having a party and each one of you have to bring something starting with the first letter of your name: Go." One comment below reads: "Glaucoma."

Jeanette's review: "Dry. Meat too salty." The store responds, "Hi Jeanette, this is a record store."

Text description of sandwich with deer-shaped cutouts of meat, listing a 2005 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 with 117K miles for $1,000, and option to message the seller

Mariah Carey in a military-style outfit performs with dancers dressed as toy soldiers. A comment below reads: "Hi mariah I'm getting a wheelchair."

A Facebook post says, "I can't log out of Facebook and don't know why." A reply suggests "Coconut oil."

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The image shows a Facebook post with a jar and text: "Add a positive word to this jar that starts with the 1st letter of your name." Stacey replies: "Soup"

Facebook Marketplace chat. Buyer inquires about a listing, gets a response, but unexpectedly asks to stop contacting them, threatening legal action if messages continue

Facebook conversation: Person 1 asks if it gets channel 16. Person 2 explains it is an Apple TV box for streaming apps. Person 1 replies they don't want it

The image shows a comment thread where John says, "DONT EVEN KNOW WHO ANY OF THEM IS" and "CEPT FOR ICED CUBICLE."

Text image with a riddle: "I have 6 eggs. I broke 2. I fried 2. I ate 2. How many were left? 99% will fail." Comment by Vincent: "I like scrambled egg."

A review stating the food and service at a hamburger place were bad and plans to tell others, with a response from the Goodwill Thrift Store stating they don't sell hamburgers

Text reads: "Normal people are sleeping now! A great big Hi to the weirdo awake and reading this." Comment: "I have chronic insomnia."

Summary of text in image: A person commented their husband got chlamydia from raw chicken, expressing distress. Another comment suggests "chlamydia" was meant to be "salmonella."

Local Guide: "Turkey cheese is always a fun spot for the kids." Jason: "Strange mouse." Arlette: "I love coming to Chunky e cheese."

A Facebook post where two people share statuses about calling Marcus, one mentioning an accident and the other about unpaid lunch money

Poll results about uploading a picture: 57% for "How do you upload picture," 42% for "Trying to sell dining room set." Total votes: 7. Dated Nov 5, 2022, at 11:00 PM

A review says the steak was dry and tasted like pork. The owner responds, noting they are a dog groomer and requesting removal of the review

Frozen corn kernel snacks, a photo of a muffin tray filled with corn and water. Text above gives DIY tips for helping chickens stay cool. Comment asks if it works on cats

Donna comments on Subway Australia's Facebook about the lack of sweet chili sauce. Subway Australia responds back, and Donna declines to try new choices

Facebook post of a Wordle score (4/6) by Joy, and a comment by Patrick with a picture of a tabby cat on a porch, saying, "this is a good picture of my cat whiskers who is missing."

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person asking for numbers and someone named kenny just sends their name

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Facebook post by Jessica: "Hello I was wondering if anyone has any spare wireless earbuds they no longer use or need." Comment from Amanda: "NO."

person commenting on a chocolate bar adds that because of the almonds they caant eat it

person responding angrily to a normal question on amazon

someone asking to be removed from a group and getting directions how to and then they say don't waste my time

Screenshot of a Facebook post with the text, "How old will you be by 2060," and a user comment saying, "Dead."